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08 April 2008 @ 07:31 pm
Ted Turner's Soylent Green future...  
Did anybody read this?

Ted Turner says we'll all be cannibals by 2040

I see an update for my cannibal fic coming. And I so need a Ranger Ben icon. It's imperative!

Lord have mercy on my eternally damned soul....

And 3 days and counting till Lizzy, my mother-in-law comes to call so I'll try and post the next chapter of Death Does Not Become Him by then.

Current Mood: giddygiddy
zortrana: Ewwwwzortrana on April 9th, 2008 02:49 am (UTC)
I'll 80 in 2040, so I'll be pretty dried up and chewy. And I won't have any teeth left so I'll just have to drink the blood of others until someone devours me.
Wait, was Ted implying there was something BAD about this future?

I think you need to write Ted himself into cannibal!fic.
Maria: Hudson Game Over Manslave_o_spike on April 9th, 2008 03:09 am (UTC)
Yeah, I think we'll just be put into the soylent green.

I don't wanna drink blood - won't they still have diet coke? Did you ever read my Road Warrior fic? How will I set up my diabolical coke machine torture device if there is no coke? (We'll need the torture device to get rid of pesky cannibals).

I think Ted was implying there was something bad about this future but as Brian has said, 'he remembered why it was a good idea to EAT people.' Well, it's a bad future for Ted anyway - he'll be dead by then.

I so need to write Ted and Jane into the fic...the wheels are already turning...
zortrana: leatherbrianzortrana on April 9th, 2008 03:45 am (UTC)
I have never read your road warrior fic!

*adds to list of things to read*