And I just started to write this cuz I wanted to.
It's nasty so beware. And my black humor is still in it but it might be overshadowed by the nasty.
But who fucking cares, right?! I mean, isn't it what we've all been waiting for?
Am I right or am I right?
Title: Ma, Can I keep him?
Pairing: B/J, implied E/J; also possibly, inter-species pairing (Hey, we're still not sure of Mikey's parentage)
Warnings: It is afterall a cannibal fic. Nothing squicky, just allusions to things that might make people uncomfortable. The word 'eviscerate' is used quite a bit.
Super Warning: Minor Character Death this chapter. Oh yes, there will be blood...
Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip or the boys and according to fucking King County, I shouldn't own my stupid shed. *grumble grumble*
Summary: This is crack!fic. It is a cannibal crack!fic. It is tongue-in-cheek black humor. This is the warning within the summary. Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type living in some backwater town (not too far from Pittsburgh) with her mentally disturbed son, Mikey (yes, I stuck to canon) and adopted son, Brian. Justin and Ethan are passing through.
Previous chapters can be found in my memories, here. If you have trouble accessing them there, just use the memories found on my user info page.
( Chapter 17 - wherein Chris Hobbs comes to dinnerCollapse )
Oh! And for all you Orlibean people out there, I am working on the next chapter of Death Does Not become Him. It is so not as nasty as this update of my cannibal fic. *shivers*