Yep, the muse is back Baby! (Little in-joke there...)
I would first like to give a huge Thank You to the lovely critic75 who beta'd this chapter over for me. *hugs you again*
I would also like to dedicate this chapter to tdorian for her birthday cuz this is her favorite story out there. LOL! *hugs you and spanks you*
Without further adieu:
Title: Ma, Can I keep him?
Pairing: B/J, implied E/J; also possibly, inter-species pairing (Hey, we're still not sure of Mikey's parentage)
Warnings: It is afterall a cannibal fic. Nothing squicky, just allusions to things that might make people uncomfortable. The word 'eviscerate' is used quite a bit.
Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip or the boys but I believe in the existence of Bigfoot.
Summary: This is crack!fic. It is a cannibal crack!fic. It is tongue-in-cheek black humor. This is the warning within the summary. Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type living in some backwater town (not too far from Pittsburgh) with her mentally disturbed son, Mikey (yes, I stuck to canon) and adopted son, Brian. Justin and Ethan are passing through.
Previous chapters can be found in my memories, here. If you have trouble accessing them there, just use the memories found on my user info page.
( Chapter 18 - wherein Brian ponders PhysicsCollapse )
Come on, if you've read my stuff, you know this line...