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26 November 2008 @ 01:30 pm
"In Search of...Bigfoot" Orlando/Jake Part 1/2 crack!fic  
I am dedicating this to giselleslash, since she was the inspiration for this CRACK FIC - yes, it is a CRACK FIC - after a conversation we had the other day. :)

Um...where should I cross-post this? I don't know if I want to post it at orlandoslash?

Title: "In Search of...Bigfoot"
Part 1/2
Pairing: Stoner!Orlando/Stoner!Jake Gyllenhaal - Bigfoot (There is no, I repeat, NO bestiality in this so calm down)
Rating: R for language and giggling stoner boys
Summary: Stoned and completely fucked up out of their minds, Orlando and Jake stumble upon one of mankind's greatest mysteries. Of course, the real mystery in all this is how Jake managed to drive them from Point A to Point B without killing anyone. :P

Disclaimer: Uh yeah. So not true. I don't know these boys and I have no proof of the existence of Bigfoot...yet.

I will post part 2 after Thanksgiving, on Friday. (It's written, but not edited).

Oh yeah. I put Orlando in those white overalls again. *smiles evilly*

Part 1 - The boys stumble into the 7-11Collapse )
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
celticdelove: classic blondcelticdelove on December 3rd, 2008 05:34 pm (UTC)
LMAO Absolute perfection!

Jake Parking in the ditch was just a WIN!
Maria: Christmas Rudolphslave_o_spike on December 4th, 2008 03:08 pm (UTC)
I love my parking-in-the-ditch!Jake so much. :) I can see him doing it too.

Thank you!!! Perfection? *blushes*