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01 June 2006 @ 07:40 am
Part 2 of Queer as Folk Crack!fic  
Okay, as I said before, and yay for the few of you reading this, here's another update of my crack!fic.

Title: Ma, Can I keep him?
Chapter: 2/?
Pairing: B/J, implied E/J; also possibly, inter-species pairing (Hey, we're still not sure of Mikey's parentage
Rating: PG-13 so far.
Warnings: None so far. It is afterall a cannibal fic. Nothing squicky, just allusions to things that might make people uncomfortable. The word 'eviscerate' is used quite a bit.

Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip. And 'no,' I am not on any medications.
Summary: This is crack!fic. It is a cannibal crack!fic. It is tongue-in-cheek black humor. This is the warning within the summary. Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type living in some backwater town (not too far from Pittsburgh) with her mentally disturbed son, Mikey (yes, I stuck to canon) and adopted son, Brian. Justin and Ethan are passing through.

Cross posted at qaf_bunnies. If you would like to see updates, you can friend me.

Chapter 2

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Go to Chapter 3

Feedback is welcome, as always. You know - you hated it, you loved it, I should take up stamp collecting....
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Collcolleen2328 on September 4th, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
never saw Sweeney Todd. Is it this funny?
Maria: Gale Misunderstood Cannibalslave_o_spike on September 11th, 2008 02:09 am (UTC)
It can be in some places, but no. It's not meant to be funny really. Just very very very dark.

Very dark.

This is just my typical snarky, sardonic, irreverent style of writing.
ragejtragejt on September 30th, 2008 02:59 am (UTC)
Ewww Ethan's dirtier than the hillbillies that kill and eat people. So gross.
Maria: Gale Misunderstood Cannibalslave_o_spike on September 30th, 2008 09:08 pm (UTC)
I know! I always hated his apartment and the way he never washed his hair.


Even cannibal!Brian is cleaner.
violette7violette7 on October 3rd, 2008 02:25 am (UTC)
There was no fucking way that was going into the sausage.


That was an awesome chapter! I LOVED your description of Ian and Brian's reaction to him!!
Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on October 3rd, 2008 05:01 am (UTC)
Yeah, I always thought we didn't have enough of Brian's take on IanEthan. LOL!

And he could never put Sunshine in the sausage.


Thank you (and I noticed you stopped here - were you worried it would get too gory later cuz it reallys doesn't).
violette7violette7 on October 3rd, 2008 05:16 am (UTC)
No...I actually kept reading for a few chapters (before work tasks could no longer be put off), but I didn't want to stop for the length of time needed to comment :)

But don't think I'm not adoring it. I love that Ian slipped Justin's mind

...and the wacky townspeople are unique-scary-awesome. Everyone is just so friggen hilarious...Ted circling spots where nails should be on the fence...Emmett protecting his cats' modesty... and then the munchers--Mel throwing bricks through windows to convince Brian to give up his sperm...Justin screaming at Brian to run for his life cause Mel has a turkey baster...and Justin knowing in advance where the nearest exit is...I could go on forever telling you how much I love this fic.

On top of all that, I love that Brian is quickly falling head over heels for Justin (and realizing it).

Edited at 2008-10-03 05:17 am (UTC)