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07 January 2009 @ 06:41 pm
Flooding and generated thingies  
I've been AWOL. Selling tiny cheeseburgers you see.

Anywho, anyone hear about the ridiculous flooding here in Washington State? First the snow (and we had TONS of it) and NOW, NOW the flooding.

I no longer have a road in front of my house. I do have someone's water heater...and dog igloo...and ROOF! We had to trek across my neighbor's yard through a foot and a half of water to get to our house. (This is the neighbor who lost her roof yesterday in the 100 mph windstorm that...*snickers*...blew through here).

I hate weather right now...

So I want to have some fun right now. Have you seen these?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cinderella and Night of the Living Dead.
The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator


Oh, this could be so wrong - I mean, ole Cindy giving birth to a zombie baby.

Yeah...Bippity boppity boo and whadya got?

The baby from Peter Jackson's Brain Dead is what ya got.



Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Romeo & Juliet and Alf.
The story should use suicide as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator


Alf killing himself at the end when he finds his Juliet dead at her own hands.

The tragedy of that whole story is Alf quoting Shakespeare.


Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dexter and Finding Nemo.
The story should use shopping for a Wii as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator


Oh where do I go with this one? So little Nemo gets lost while shopping for a Wii Down Under, Dexter comes across little Nemo and Dorrie, who can't seem to remember a damn thing.

Dexter decides she must be evil because he has flashbacks of an evil woman who sounded just like Ellen and we all are treated to sushi ala Dorrie.

Okay, I could do these for fucking ever but I'll stop now. :P

Yes, I'm slowly losing my mind right now...oh look, I can't see my walk way anymore...

Please divert my attention. I beg of you...
 
 
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liriel1810 on January 8th, 2009 03:54 am (UTC)
Holy frak, Maria! *hugs* That's awful weather you're having! Is your house on stilts?

As for your terrible crossover fanfic... man, those would be soooo bad. lol

As for Spongebob... can a sponge have an arse? But on the other hand, it does have a lot of holes... take your pick! Ooh, there's Spongebob, with his multiple holes, and Patrick, who's a starfish... fun for everyone! Can you say, multiple simultaneous orgasms? I knew you could.

Heh, I can generate my own really bad crossover... Mr Rogers Neighbourhood with Die Hard. Can you say 'die motherfucker'? I knew you could!
Maria: Golem and Spongebobslave_o_spike on January 8th, 2009 03:58 am (UTC)
Okay first off. I just LOVE your new layout and your default icon. He is such a friggin cutie!!!

No, the house is not on stilts. It's actually okay. The house and garage will be okay. It's just the road (which is broken and will have to be fixed soon).

They would be worse than bad. Even I'm not that fucked up to write these. LOL!

So...you can fuck one of his holes?

...

You're starting to think like me and it's really scary...

And Patrick as a top is just so wrong.

LOL! *pets poor Mr. Rogers*

Yippe ka yay motherfucker!!!!

*hugs liriel*
liriel1810 on January 8th, 2009 04:07 am (UTC)
Thank you! I like my pretty baby boy too. He is rather scrummy.

That's excellent that the house and garage are okay. You might be cut off, but you're not going to be clinging to your roof, waiting for rescue. That would so not be good at any time, but particularly in winter, well hello pneumonia.

I'm quite delighted that you think I'm starting to think like you! It's so much fun!

I'm sure you could fuck one of his holes, or a few. *g* You're right, what was I thinking? Patrick is a total twink! lol

Come on, can't you see Fred and Bruce just getting it on? (okay, now I need some brain bleach *shudders)

*cuddles my waterlogged Maria*
Maria: Hudson Game Over Manslave_o_spike on January 8th, 2009 05:31 am (UTC)
Bruce and Fred?

I am so worried about you...
liriel1810 on January 8th, 2009 05:48 am (UTC)
Bruce Willis and Fred Rogers. *g*

Be afraid, be very afraid. You have no idea what darkness lurks in my brain! Mwahahahahaaha *cough cough*
simplyshanni on January 8th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)
*bwahahahahahahaha!* Sorry! Sneaking in here to giggle hysterically at Liriel's comment! Okay, I'm done! Thanks for another chance to laugh, you two!

*hugs*

Shanni
Maria: Bigfoot - I believeslave_o_spike on January 8th, 2009 05:30 am (UTC)
Which one? LOL!

And I am so not writing any crack based on any of these convos. :P

Remember Bigfoot and Gigi?...
simplyshanni on January 8th, 2009 05:33 am (UTC)
*gigglesnort* Don't blame you on that one, sweetie!

And how could I forget Bigfoot?! It was the most brilliant crack! I've ever read!

*cuddles*
simplyshanni on January 8th, 2009 05:39 am (UTC)
Oh, I missed the first part of your question! For some reason, the darker brown color seems to cover the first line of every post so it's harder for me to see. I meant everything about Spongebob and Patrick and the multiple holes! *sporfle* I think I half died reading that!