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09 January 2009 @ 08:38 pm
The rain has STOPPED!!!!  
I shall post some pics later of the damage to our property and road but it seems like for now the rains have stopped and they can start working on our gas lines (which are currently sitting in the middle of the road and floating in the river across from our house.

Also, the course of the river that ran from the waterfall (remember the pics I showed you in the summer?) has now changed from between two of my neighbors' houses and down through the fire pit area of our one neighbor.

We still have to trek through our neighbor's property and then retrieve our vehicles from our other neighbor's driveway to get anywhere.


Snoqualmie is now not under water now (so I've been told) and hubby is taking his sister back to work there where her and the accountants will start the process of cleaning the office (pulling up carpet, moving filing cabinets so the drywallers can come in).

Anywho, to keep to my super light fare, here are some more of those badfic generated thingies:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hardy Boys and Harry Potter.
The story should use anal sex as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

Isn't this just another teenaged slash fic from fanfiction.net?!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Evil Dead and Star Trek.
The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

Okay, could you just see Kirk laughing his ass off with a demonic face while sing songing "I'll swallow your soul?"

Or how about using the new McCoy, Mr. Karl Urban, and replacing his hand with a chainsaw and him saying, "Dammit Jim, I'm not a doctor, I'm a possessed demon with."


Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Rosemary's Baby and Smurfs.
The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

Um...this is kinda embarrassing as I've sorta am already crossing Rosemary's Baby with Queer as Folk and the major plot device is mpreg.

This actually sounds more normal than mine. LOL!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Harry Potter and Army of Darkness.
The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

Okay, you have the ancient prophecy covered on both fandoms, but seriously, couldn't you just see Harry with his chainsaw hand and him saying, "Gimme some sugar baby," to Draco?


Should I put these under a cut?

Do you want me to shut up?
Current Mood: distresseddistressed
Jackiejackieville on January 9th, 2009 05:11 pm (UTC)
I'm so happy the rains have stopped and hope things get back to normal as quickly as possible! *squishes*

You have the best imagination! I am so jealous!
Maria: blinking owlslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2009 03:36 am (UTC)
Rains have stopped and am quite happy. :) *squishes you*

Things going back to normal?


You shouldn't be jealous. You should be thankful.

My mind really is a scary playground. LOL!
rosy5000: Brian Laptoprosy5000 on January 9th, 2009 06:36 pm (UTC)
Glad the rains have finally stopped. *hugs*

lol I actually think Rosemary's Baby and Smurfs would be a bit worse than RB/QAF. lol *pets odd but fun story* *grins*
Maria: BJ slave_o_spike on January 10th, 2009 03:34 am (UTC)
*hugs you back*

I'm trying to imagine Mia Farrow giving birth to a little blue Smurf!demon. LOL!

Yes, I'm glad the rains stopped too.
Evie: Harry/Dracophoenixw on January 9th, 2009 06:44 pm (UTC)
Wow, I had no idea it was so bad where you were. I kept asking Robin "are they doing ok?" Sounds like I wasn't getting the right answer.

Do you need anything? Can I help you with anything?

I'm glad your house remained dry, at least. I feel bad for the accountants, but hopefully they had flood insurance. (Don't live in Snoqualmie without it! lol)

We're fine here - the roads were my biggest problem.

I'm ready to read that Army of Darkness/Harry Potter crossover. ;-) Oh hell, I'm ready to write it! LOL
Maria: Jaws - We need a bigger boatslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2009 03:33 am (UTC)
I feel so bad Evie! Brnadin said you were there at lunch and I said, 'when?' He said you were the extra fish person and I said, 'no!' LOL! He told me I was looking right at you and said someone would be with you shortly.

Okay, so I feel stupid because now I remember. I was so pissed off at Joe at the moment and a past customer and the griddle which wasn't IMO cooking fast enough. LOL! My eyes were glazed over from the grease floating in the air - I wasn't focusing on the lobby but knew someone was there even though I was looking right at you!!!

I don't think Robin actually saw any of the damage and didn't really know. Mallory was really worried about her new room with the flood waters coming so close, I think she was in a state of shock the whole time.

I don't need anything but thank you so much for asking. They cut off our gas, but we have mostly electric appliances (washer, dryer, water heater and stove and central heating although I miss our gas furnace).

Can you imagine living or doing business in Snoqualmie right along the river??!?! Apparently the accountants got money from FEMA too.

You should so write it! I could help you with the Ash-like dialogue of Harry. LOL!

Hopefully next time you come in, I won't be so fuddled aqnd we can actually talk. :)
Evie: Harry/Dracophoenixw on January 10th, 2009 03:47 pm (UTC)
No worries! Joe actually took my order and I don't think he recognized me. LOL! You guys were really busy at the time, and I sure don't expect you to stop and chat when you're juggling multiple orders like that. The guy ahead of me had ordered like 10 value burgers or something. I was glad to see that business was busy though. :-)

Speaking of which, I thought of something that I can do to help, if you're interested. I'd like to build you guys a website for your business. This is what I do for a living, after all. I actually went ahead and bought the domain (less than $10 for a year, no biggie.) We could get you a better internet presence that might bring in more people, especially out of town web users.

If you are at all interested, let's get together for coffee and talk about design. I have an idea that would give you a site that you could add content to yourself, and would only need me to build new pages or do more design stuff.

And yes, fic collaboration would be fun! Let me finish this zombie story I'm working on and see what happens. Or you go ahead if you feel inspired!
liriel1810 on January 9th, 2009 09:54 pm (UTC)
Hurrah for the rains stopping!

Noah! Build me an ark.

What for? The rains have stopped now.

Hopefully it won't take too long for all the water to drain away and they can get in and assess the damage and start making repairs! *huggles*

LOL at your bad fanfic crossovers. They're a totally crack up, Maria!

Put them under a cut if you want, but it makes no nevermind to me.
Maria: cannibal Justin - The New Face of Vealslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2009 03:18 am (UTC)
I so need me an ark. :)

Um...yeah. They've come in and have been trying to divert the new river. LOL! The gas lines are still floating in the new and old stream.

But since it has to do with gas lines, they're giving this a major priority rating.

I just don't want to take up too much space on people's friends' page. I tend to put things under cuts because of that. I've seen people get weirded out by it but I've noticed my friends don't seem to complain too much about what I do. LOL!

These are a crack up. I have to admit it. I think my fic is weirder though.
liriel1810 on January 10th, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)
I can totally understand that the gas lines would be a major priority. We don't want anything going 'boom', do we?

Some people do get a bit cranky with really long posts that aren't behind a cut, but yeah, I doubt very much that your friends would get bent about it.

LOL You could probably work for them, right?

I made myself a new icon today... you get first LJ look.
Maria: Golem and Spongebobslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2009 03:41 am (UTC)

It's that guy!!!! LOL!!!

I friggn love it!!! :D:D:D

Yes, I could work for the badfic generator.

Cross over In Search of with Lotr RPS using heavy drug use and rural legends as the plot device.

Been there. Done that. LOL!

And no. We most certainly do NOT want anything going boom around here.

Nope. *nods head emphatically*
liriel1810 on January 10th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
*giggle* I just couldn't help myself! And I've been called that a number of times, so I figured I should have an icon proclaiming my status. *g*

LMAO! See, your stuff is far better than theirs!

I've just realized, of the seven WIP I want to finish this year, three of them are mpreg. lol
Maria: Baby!Orli (Underage)slave_o_spike on January 10th, 2009 04:17 am (UTC)
You have seven WIPs? Seriously?

But you're so meticulous about finishing your stuff. *scratches head*

I've been called the Queen of Crack.

Maybe I should have an icon of a butt. LOL!
liriel1810 on January 10th, 2009 04:25 am (UTC)
Oh honey, I have about two dozen WIP! (and that's not counting the 'dead' WIP that I seem to have lost all inspiration for).

People don't know about all my WIP because I finish stuff before I start to post.

LOL You totally need an icon with a butt!
sjmpetssjmpets on January 9th, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC)
Um...this is kinda embarrassing as I've sorta am already crossing Rosemary's Baby with Queer as Folk and the major plot device is mpreg.

how are your fics coming along? i'm waiting for more of "can i keep him?"
Maria: cannibal Dan and Ronslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2009 03:14 am (UTC)
LOL! I've had to put my fic writing on hold for a little while. I'm taking care of business and now this!

More fic will be coming tough. Pinky swear. :)
Coll: cracks_upcolleen2328 on January 10th, 2009 09:29 pm (UTC)
Glad the rains have stopped and that you are giving the Terrible Crossover Fic Generator such a good home. The Generator is down right now, but I had hours of fun with it earlier in the week. And now I know where seasons 4 and 5 of QAF came from.
simplyshanni on January 11th, 2009 12:16 am (UTC)
Sorry it's taken me forever to respond to this, sweetie! RL got real busy for me as well, but there's finally a lull in my Saturday so I'm finally getting the chance to catch up on my ridiculously backlogged friend's page!

It was so nice to have the chance to chat over the phone the other day! I loved hearing your voice as well! Isn't it such a relief not to have the rain coming down in torrents anymore? So sorry to hear about your gasline at home, though. I hope they hurry up and get that fixed for you!

I LOVE your crazy sense of humor, hon! Thanks for the continuing laughs over the bad crossover fanfic! Too, too funny, and from my POV, I don't see the need to use a cut. I just enjoy seeing what you can come up with!


Coll: rainbowcolleen2328 on January 11th, 2009 02:32 am (UTC)
You'll be glad to know the Generator is generating terrible ideas again. It just gave me South Park, Finding Nemo & incest. Whee!