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09 January 2009 @ 08:38 pm
The rain has STOPPED!!!!  
I shall post some pics later of the damage to our property and road but it seems like for now the rains have stopped and they can start working on our gas lines (which are currently sitting in the middle of the road and floating in the river across from our house.

Also, the course of the river that ran from the waterfall (remember the pics I showed you in the summer?) has now changed from between two of my neighbors' houses and down through the fire pit area of our one neighbor.

We still have to trek through our neighbor's property and then retrieve our vehicles from our other neighbor's driveway to get anywhere.

*sigh*

Snoqualmie is now not under water now (so I've been told) and hubby is taking his sister back to work there where her and the accountants will start the process of cleaning the office (pulling up carpet, moving filing cabinets so the drywallers can come in).

Anywho, to keep to my super light fare, here are some more of those badfic generated thingies:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hardy Boys and Harry Potter.
The story should use anal sex as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator


Isn't this just another teenaged slash fic from fanfiction.net?!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Evil Dead and Star Trek.
The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator


Okay, could you just see Kirk laughing his ass off with a demonic face while sing songing "I'll swallow your soul?"

Or how about using the new McCoy, Mr. Karl Urban, and replacing his hand with a chainsaw and him saying, "Dammit Jim, I'm not a doctor, I'm a possessed demon with."

Yeah...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Rosemary's Baby and Smurfs.
The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator


Um...this is kinda embarrassing as I've sorta am already crossing Rosemary's Baby with Queer as Folk and the major plot device is mpreg.

This actually sounds more normal than mine. LOL!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Harry Potter and Army of Darkness.
The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator



Okay, you have the ancient prophecy covered on both fandoms, but seriously, couldn't you just see Harry with his chainsaw hand and him saying, "Gimme some sugar baby," to Draco?

LOL!

Should I put these under a cut?

Do you want me to shut up?
 
 
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Maria: Jaws - We need a bigger boatslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2009 03:33 am (UTC)
I feel so bad Evie! Brnadin said you were there at lunch and I said, 'when?' He said you were the extra fish person and I said, 'no!' LOL! He told me I was looking right at you and said someone would be with you shortly.

Okay, so I feel stupid because now I remember. I was so pissed off at Joe at the moment and a past customer and the griddle which wasn't IMO cooking fast enough. LOL! My eyes were glazed over from the grease floating in the air - I wasn't focusing on the lobby but knew someone was there even though I was looking right at you!!!

I don't think Robin actually saw any of the damage and didn't really know. Mallory was really worried about her new room with the flood waters coming so close, I think she was in a state of shock the whole time.

I don't need anything but thank you so much for asking. They cut off our gas, but we have mostly electric appliances (washer, dryer, water heater and stove and central heating although I miss our gas furnace).

Can you imagine living or doing business in Snoqualmie right along the river??!?! Apparently the accountants got money from FEMA too.

You should so write it! I could help you with the Ash-like dialogue of Harry. LOL!

Hopefully next time you come in, I won't be so fuddled aqnd we can actually talk. :)
Evie: Harry/Dracophoenixw on January 10th, 2009 03:47 pm (UTC)
No worries! Joe actually took my order and I don't think he recognized me. LOL! You guys were really busy at the time, and I sure don't expect you to stop and chat when you're juggling multiple orders like that. The guy ahead of me had ordered like 10 value burgers or something. I was glad to see that business was busy though. :-)

Speaking of which, I thought of something that I can do to help, if you're interested. I'd like to build you guys a website for your business. This is what I do for a living, after all. I actually went ahead and bought the domain (less than $10 for a year, no biggie.) We could get you a better internet presence that might bring in more people, especially out of town web users.

If you are at all interested, let's get together for coffee and talk about design. I have an idea that would give you a site that you could add content to yourself, and would only need me to build new pages or do more design stuff.

And yes, fic collaboration would be fun! Let me finish this zombie story I'm working on and see what happens. Or you go ahead if you feel inspired!