Maria (slave_o_spike) wrote,

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|QaF Cannibals crossed over with House MD

So I was thinking and then I got to noticing...

And then that whole 'kill one bird with two stones' thought went through my head and then I remembered that I had it wrong cuz then that would just be animal cruelty when only one stone was needed to kill a bird and anything more would be deemed excessive force...


And where was I?

Oh yeah. So I was on the whole 'kill two birds with one stone' thought process when I remembered that House takes place in New Jersey and then it got me to thinking about road trips out to the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania, which is only right next door...

So the scenario is thus:

Cuddy, Foreman, Chase, Wilson and House (because Cameron is off making friends with some terminal patient - or fucking them while declaring her undying love or some such) hop into Foreman's brand new BMW and take it to the road...

And guess where they end up?

Just a thought.

Oh yeah...

Cannibal!Brian vs. House

Who would be willing to place bets on that match?

Some of the snippets I came up with:

Debbie (eyeing Cuddy up while whispering): Brian, we need to bag this one. With an ass like that, we could let the cute blond British guy go.
Chase (rolling his eyes): Australian! And we can here you over here!

Brian: No, really, we're good people.
House: Everybody lies.
Brian: Yeah, okay. So we're cannibals.
House: Everybody lies...badly.

Brian: We gut people and use their meat.
House: Pfft! Foreman over there irradiated this lady once. Shut down her entire body. Chase killed a woman by giving her a liver from a guy with Hep B. Left her two little moppets without a mother. God knows how many people I've killed while giving them every treatment in the world to cure them...
Brian: You win...

Cameron to Vic: (because she decided to go anyway): You have AIDS? Would you like to get into a long term relationship with me, which in all likelihood will end shortly?
Vic: I'm gay.
Cameron: I'm flexible.
Vic: Grow a cock overnight and we'll talk...

House (to Brian): Look. I think we can strike a bargain here. If you can pull this off, you can take a break from 'meat procuring' for over a year.
Brian: I'm listening.
House: There's this guy named Vogler...
Cuddy: Oh House! Couldn't you have thought of that before we gave him back his 100 million?!?!

And just because - I loved the 2nd season blooper reel.

If you watch 1:47 - 2:47 closely (and then pick up at about 3:22), you'll see why I favor a Chase/House OTP. LOL! Or maybe a Hugh/Jesse RPS thing.

And watch Jesse at 3:00. My favorite blooper yet!!!

Tags: cannibal fic, house

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