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03 June 2006 @ 09:09 pm
QaF Cannibal CrackFic Chap 4  
Title: Ma, Can I keep him?
Chapter: 4/?
Pairing: B/J, implied E/J; also possibly, inter-species pairing (Hey, we're still not sure of Mikey's parentage)
Rating: R
Warnings: None so far. It is afterall a cannibal fic. Nothing squicky, just allusions to things that might make people uncomfortable. The word 'eviscerate' is used quite a bit.

Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip (or their sheets) or the boys.
Summary: This is crack!fic. It is a cannibal crack!fic. It is tongue-in-cheek black humor. This is the warning within the summary. Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type living in some backwater town (not too far from Pittsburgh) with her mentally disturbed son, Mikey (yes, I stuck to canon) and adopted son, Brian. Justin and Ethan are passing through.

Previous Chapters in my memories

Chapter 4

Wherein Ethan learns the truthCollapse )

Go to Chapter 5

Feedback is appreciated - unless anyone wants that bucket?
Current Mood: hyperhyper
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Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on June 6th, 2006 04:15 am (UTC)
You forgot the "evil" part. Thanks. BTW, I friended you back
penguin88penguin88 on July 2nd, 2006 11:48 pm (UTC)
*shudder* Oh dear. This chapter was rather less funny and more scary - but as I am a hardy reader, I will continue and appreciate the funny when it occurs :). I'm still enjoying your writing style - the pacing and format of your chapters is wonderful and your descriptions are lovely and full of sarcasm and irony.
Maria: Listening to Satanic musicslave_o_spike on July 3rd, 2006 02:31 pm (UTC)
Thank you for the fb on my writing style - I always love hearing people's opinion on that - I'm curious what they think of that sometimes more than what they think of what I wrote or the plotline.

Rest assured, this is the scariest chapter so far. The rest are extremely zany, kooky, crazy and yes, funny. I had to get past this little part to get onto the rest of the story. I noticed you stopped reading here so I'm just giving you the head's up.

(no subject) - penguin88 on July 3rd, 2006 07:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Thistle: Seinfeld-Dingos by marinwoodthistle90 on July 6th, 2006 12:48 am (UTC)
The only bedding they would require was a hoagie roll.

Maria: Hello Kitty on a crossslave_o_spike on July 6th, 2006 04:59 am (UTC)
Yep - that was basically everyone's consensus.
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Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on May 25th, 2007 08:05 pm (UTC)
LOL! Most people couldn't get past commenting on the Dan and Ron part.

Yes, that's our Ethan!
adelais_liliadelais_lili on August 30th, 2007 12:29 pm (UTC)
more spam...but I know how I feel about fb
This part really made me laugh in a creepy kind of way, I mean. Poor Ethan, poor thing. He is now on the bottom of the food-chain. He will be given back to the community, alright.

Off... Hugs. Later.
Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on August 31st, 2007 06:54 pm (UTC)
Re: more spam...but I know how I feel about fb
Yes, this chapter is a bit creepy. I must admit. But you're still here...

Re: more spam...but I know how I feel about fb - adelais_lili on September 4th, 2007 08:07 am (UTC) (Expand)
rosy5000: Brian Smilerosy5000 on September 15th, 2007 04:40 am (UTC)
hehehehe Ian... *giggle snorts* The one time he probably wished he was slow on the uptake. lol
Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on September 16th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)
Yes, but at least he's still alive here and not a splatter on the sidewalk. LOL!

*pets poor Ethan*

*kicks him because he stole Justin*

*kicks him again*

Coll: bryantcolleen2328 on September 4th, 2008 10:09 pm (UTC)
CowLips's just desserts
And Ian's. And Charlton Heston's.
Maria: Justin 101 - dickslave_o_spike on September 11th, 2008 02:13 am (UTC)
Re: CowLips's just desserts
Poor Cowlip.

Poor misguided and soon to be eaten Cowlip.

Someone must take over the series now...
ragejtragejt on September 30th, 2008 03:11 am (UTC)
Haha, if Ethan only knew that the eaten Brian's talking about for Justin isn't exactly what he thinks, lol.
Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on September 30th, 2008 09:12 pm (UTC)
LOL! Yeah.

Well, he'd still be pretty upset...