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30 May 2009 @ 08:56 pm
"Justin's Baby" Chapter 7a - Prelude to the Non-date with Justin  
I want to wish shadownyc and bluemchenkaffee a belated happy birthday!!!! *hugs you both* *spanks you* *blushes*

I'm still working on the non-date part but here is the prelude to the date with our two favorite people, Brian and Joe:

Title: Justin's Baby
Chapter 7a
Pairing: Justin/Brian
Genre: Bad!fic, crack!fic - I dunno - take your pic - I don't really give a shit.
Rating: Mature
Warnings: God, where do I even begin? Sacrilege, demon worship, mPreg, bad language, drugged sex, bad!fic, crack!fic and mentions of the high cost of housing.
Summary: Based very loosely on Rosemary's Baby. Justin gets more than he bargained for when he moves into the apartment of his dreams.

Disclaimers: Don't own Cowlip or the boys but I am going to the speshul hell for the blasphemy in this short chapter. I'll save you all a seat. :)

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Thanks go to fiercediva for the icon and poster. Thank you babe! *smooches*

Chapter 1 - Justin follows a lead
Chapter 2 - Justin Moves In
Chapter 3 - Justin Meets Brian
Chapter 4 - Justin Gets Ready to Eat Dinner
Chapter 5 - Justin Gets a Heavy Dose of the Folks
Chapter 6 - Justin goes to work

"What's with the clothes lying all around boss?"

"I hate when you call me that Joe," Brian said as he once again took another shirt to try on in front of the mirror. Preening for one scant second, he discarded the shirt, one of many, on the large bed behind him.

"Sorry, Brian, but it looks like your closet decided it was full and puked most of your shirts back out onto the floor."

"Lovely visual," Brian smirked as he yet again tried another shirt, this one black with small red flowers scattered about. "What do you think?"

"You want my honest opinion, right?" Joe asked, one eyebrow raised.

"Why am I asking a person who thinks bowling shirts were the biggest fashion breakthrough since tube socks?"

Rolling his eyes, Joe started going through the shirts hanging in Brian's closet. "Anywho, what's with all the, you know, paying attention to what you're wearing?"

"I always do."

"Oh this isn't your 'Am I too fat' stage again, is it? Cause seriously, I can't see the three pounds you gained from eating that whole box of chocolate eclairs two weeks ago."

Brian looked aghast in the mirror. "I didn't gain three pounds. Do I look like I gained three pounds?" he pouted as he turned around looking at his profile.

"No, but made you look," Joe smiled. "Is this about the date..."

"Non-date," Brian corrected.

"Non-date with the blond?"


"Well, well, well...never thought I'd see this day..."

"Don't go there Joe," Brian warned as he stopped preening to gaze directly at his long time friend. "This is very important."

"What? You gonna propose to the kid?"

"I could rip your intestines out while you watched and then pour salt water into the open wound for saying that," Brian growled.

"No thanks, I've been married."

"You know, I'm still mad at you."

"Jesus!" Joe looked properly chagrined as he saw the scowl form on Brian's face at the mere utterance of the expletive. "Sorry. But seriously, you still holding a grudge over that? That was over two thousand years ago man. Get over it!"

"I still blame Christianity on you."

"It was a mistake."

"Spilling coffee on my new Prada shoes was a mistake. Showing me the merits of a mosh pit was a mistake. I told you to watch his tomb. But oh no. You had to get it on with Mary Magdalene..."

"Hey, I didn't think Jesus was gonna do a Dawn of the Dead like he did, and Mary needed comforting," Joe pouted. "Here, try this one," he said as he passed Brian a dark burgundy silk shirt.

"Hmmm, nice," Brian smiled as he looked in the mirror and smoothed the fabric over his chest.

Joe looked in the mirror alongside Brian. "It says, 'Seductive, yet sincere.' Like ya know, 'I'll at least stop the car before I throw you out of it.'"

"Ah, Joe, what would I ever have done without you all these years," Brian sighed.

"I don't know. But without me, the Inquisition wouldn't have been nearly as much fun..."

TBC in the second part that you all have been waiting for

And I love fb if anyone is still reading this...

Current Mood: chipperchipper
naroo_13: loversnaroo_13 on May 31st, 2009 04:20 am (UTC)
Loved the humor in the chapter...looking forward to second part. :)
Maria: mPreg Justin 1slave_o_spike on May 31st, 2009 05:22 am (UTC)
I'm still ironing the second part out - it's something alright...:P

charlie_jae on May 31st, 2009 04:47 am (UTC)
Oh Joe, how I love Joe. The banter between the two tis priceless.

"Spilling coffee on my new Prada shoes was a mistake. Showing me the merits of a mosh pit was a mistake. I told you to watch his tomb. But oh no. You had to get it on with Mary Magdalene..."

That just made me crack up.
Maria: Justin gets caughtslave_o_spike on May 31st, 2009 05:24 am (UTC)
I heart Joe so so so much. :) He really does inspire such great banter.

Yes, it may have cracked you up, but this is why I am going to the very speshul hell...

Thank you!!!

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Maria: mPreg Justin 2slave_o_spike on May 31st, 2009 05:24 am (UTC)
I'm trying to come out of hiding. LOL! Thank you and more to come soon! :)
rosy5000: BJ Forever Youngrosy5000 on May 31st, 2009 05:06 am (UTC)
*does happy dance* I hope every day that there will be an update to this and it makes me SOOOOOOOOOO happy when there is. hehe :) ♥

I was giggling the whole time reading this. Joe just makes me laugh. :)
Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on May 31st, 2009 05:26 am (UTC)
Is your happy dance anything like the Charlie Brown dance? Or does it look alot like the pee-pee dance? :)

Joe is love. Yep.

Thanks hon. *hugs*
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catainahatacatainahata on May 31st, 2009 06:27 am (UTC)
So glad this is still going. Can't wait for the big date
Maria: mPreg Justin 2slave_o_spike on May 31st, 2009 09:15 am (UTC)
The big NON-date you mean. :P LOL!

Thank you!
vikinglass23 on May 31st, 2009 07:29 am (UTC)
I missed this story
Please continue updating. I have missed reading this story. I look forward to reading the next part. I love how Jesus was resurrected because Joe was getting it on with Mary. LOL

Keep up the great work and I look forward to many more great chapters for this story.
Maria: mPreg Justin 1slave_o_spike on May 31st, 2009 09:14 am (UTC)
Re: I missed this story
I'm sorry I didn't get back to your IM. I accidentally deleted it and kept telling myself to get back to you. :(

Anywho, yep here's more and with any luck I can post the rest tomorrow night. *crosses fingers*

Yeah, it was Joe. LOL!

Thank you and I'll be updating this more. :)
Maria: nanoa9meri2ant on May 31st, 2009 07:58 am (UTC)
LMAO!!. I love it. Can't wait for the second part.
"Ah, Joe, what would I ever have done without you all these years," Brian sighed.

"I don't know. But without me, the Inquisition wouldn't have been nearly as much fun..."
. OMG!!!. This Joe is worse than Brian.
Maria: Joe/Steve Buscemislave_o_spike on May 31st, 2009 09:12 am (UTC)
LOL! Thank you!!!

Yeah, Joe is worse than Brian, but come on! He's been the devil's side kick for thousands of years.
dean1955dean1955 on May 31st, 2009 08:26 am (UTC)
It is nice to see Brian is still a clothes horse no matter what form he takes. I also find Joe to be a hoot.

I have a feeling this is going to be some "non-date."

I did a happy double-take when I saw that you posted a new chapter. THANKS!!! Looking forward to more cheeky fun....
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on May 31st, 2009 09:11 am (UTC)
Joe is a hoot, innit he? LOL! And yeah, even cannibal!Brian likes his designer overalls. :P

Oh this non-date will go down in history. :)

More cheeky fun is coming. Or more Justin's cheeks...er...both of em...

Thank you!!!!
Bluemchenkaffee: Gale so pretty laughingbluemchenkaffee on May 31st, 2009 09:20 am (UTC)
Of course I'm still reading this. :)
Thank you very much for your birthday wishes, Maria, and thanks for updating this story.
This line made me laugh
"No thanks, I've been married."
and I'm looking forward to the second part.

Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on June 1st, 2009 02:49 am (UTC)
Yay! It's the birthday girl. *smooches you*

Yeah, well marriage can be hell. LOL!

Thanks Suzanne! Second part is coming soon. :)
critic75: BEAUTIFUL DEVILcritic75 on May 31st, 2009 09:30 am (UTC)
I am eagerly looking forward to "The Date," and in the meantime stockpiling weaponry and anti-terrorist equipment as a contingency plan in case the villagers start muttering things like 'heresy,' 'devil worshipper,' and the like. I want to be sure I have your back, and am ready for all emergencies.
Don't forget now, you promised to save me a seat.
Maria: Baby!Orli (Underage)slave_o_spike on June 1st, 2009 02:47 am (UTC)
Hee! *points to your icon*

I so love you. Having my back the way you do. Yes, please, watch out for me. I fear people will come to get me for this little ole chapter alone. LOL! I just blamed all of Christianity on a fictional character based on Steve Buscemi after all. :P

The 'Date' will be most fun. *laughs evilly*

You have a seat right next to me, don't you worry about a thing JJ. And we each get a slave boy - yours looks like Gale and mine looks like Orli. It may be hell, but it has iys perks. Thank you!!!!
Doriantdorian on May 31st, 2009 09:54 am (UTC)
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!! Do you have any idea how happy I am wih this update ? And this one was totally crazy and hilarious ! Joe's comments made me laugh so hard.
"It says, 'Seductive, yet sincere.' Like ya know, 'I'll at least stop the car before I throw you out of it.'" LOL
love it,love it !!! The second part is on the way ? YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!! And what about the other story with Orli which is already finished ? Aida

Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on June 1st, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)
Joe is so much fun to write. :) I swear I'm channeling Steve Buscemi.

Yep, I'm ironing out the second part but I was sidetracked all damn day. Poop!

I have to fix each chapter on the one that is written. The second one explains how the world got the way it did so I keep going over and over it. One of the problems with it though is that I had a total of FOUR readers on it. I'm still going to post it, but the writing of it got my muses going again. :)

Thanks Aida. P.S. Did you get another lj acct? Someone has your name as their username.
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shadownyc: brokenelevator-B/J foreheadsshadownyc on May 31st, 2009 01:28 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad to see this!!! Please continue!

It's a lovely birthday treat. Thank you. :D
Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on June 1st, 2009 02:40 am (UTC)
Happy Birthday Shadow!!! Glad you liked so much.

I'm working on the second part (this chapter will be 3 parts). I'm working on the timing. You know me. :P

lexa4227lexa4227 on May 31st, 2009 02:15 pm (UTC)
I am glad you updated! :D

Great chapter, looking forward for the second part.

Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on June 1st, 2009 02:39 am (UTC)
Second part coming soon. And I'm glad you're still reading it. :)

Thank you
sevigny7sevigny7 on May 31st, 2009 04:19 pm (UTC)
OMG (or maybe that should be OMDevil) I was so excited to see this - I thought you'd given up! But it was worth the wait! I giggled all the way through, but Brian blaming Joe for Christianity because Joe was boinking Mary Magdalene during the resurrection will go down in the annals of QAF fic as the alltime biggest...something!!! Anyway, you get the prize. I'm going to be laughing all day.
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on June 1st, 2009 02:32 am (UTC)
Hey you! *hugs you*

I have not given up on this or the cannibal one. I just have to take care of other things too. :)

I get the prize? Woo hoo! Of course for such blasphemy, I hope the prize isn't the rack...or Devil forbid, the Iron Maiden.

*insert heavy metal music*

Thank you luv!!!!
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shenovashenova on May 31st, 2009 06:34 pm (UTC)
Brian worrying about what to wear now that is funny. Will Justin be doing the same I wonder. I am really loving this fic as is so different from anything I have read before. Wonderful.
Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on June 1st, 2009 02:30 am (UTC)
Actually, the next part takes up right as they enter the restaurant on their non-date.

Yeah, well most of what I write is different from anything you've read here. LOL!

Thank you!!!