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09 June 2009 @ 09:21 am
Day 2 Brian/Justin standalone "Time for that bi-yearly check up!"  
So here is the second day of the Brian/Justin "Where should we fuck next?" series.

The prompt is pressure supplied by claddagh_girl.

If you would like to supply me with a word or two, go to this post here. There's still plenty of time. :)

Title: Time for that bi-yearly check up!
Day 2 in the Brian/Justin 'Where should we fuck next?' series. This takes place right after the backroom has been closed by Stockwell in Season 3.
Prompt: 'pressure'
Warnings: none
Summary: Justin and Brian have to come up with a new place to have sex publicly every day during Stockwell's reign of terror.

Disclaimer: I down own the boys or Cowlip. Actually I do. Oh wait...that's right. You can't believe anything I say because I'm crazy...

"Has it really been six months since our last testing?"

"Yeah...but I should've brought you in right after you broke up with Ian," Brian murmured.

"Brian!" Justin responded indignantly. "We were careful. We used condoms..."

"I'm not talking about that. I mean you could've picked up anything in that dump you guys lived in," Brian grumbled. "You guys would have had more money if you had charged the rats that you lived with rent."

Brian looked at the blood-pressure cuff hanging on the wall and chuckled.

"What's so funny?" Justin asked.

"When Mikey was younger, he wanted to know what would happen if he put the blood-pressure measuring...thing on his dick."

"Oh God," Justin snickered, "tell me he didn't!"

"He did," Brian nodded, trying hard not to laugh. "He screamed so loud and hard, Debbie came rushing into the exam room, tore the thing off and slapped him upside the head."

Justin laughed also, then frowned. "Wait, I remember how small my dick was when I was little. How old was he at the time?"

"Nineteen," Brian drawled while looking around. "You know, the doctor probably won't be here for another fifteen minutes. You saw how busy the clinic was..."

"Here?!" Justin gasped, knowing exactly what Brian was trying to get at.

"Yeah, here."

"But we can't! It's the exam room."

"What does the sign up on the wall say?" Brian asked.

"Which one?"

"This one," Brian pointed at two words.

"No smoking," Justin responded.

"Yeah, and it doesn't say, 'no fucking,' so we're covered."


"And look, why would they not allow you to fuck when they provide you with the KY," Brian implied as he pulled a tube out of a drawer.


"Come on. This is perfect," Brian pleaded, sucking his upper lip in.


"Good!" Brian said quickly as he turned Justin around and leaned him against the table, pulling his jeans down in one shot. "Time for your prostate exam," Brian said in a high falsetto voice.

"Ha! Ha!" Justin joked back before it turned into a moan. "Oh yeah, right there..."

"I seemed to have found it Mr. Taylor and it appears to be functioning," Brian stated lewdly while jabbing at Justin's spot repeatedly. "But I should keep probing until satisfied." Justin moaned again. "Or one of us is," he leered.

Just then the door flew open.

But it wasn't the doctor who walked in.

It was a little old lady in a candy striper apron, a name tag proclaiming her name to be BETSY.

"Oh my!" Betsy gasped.

"This isn't what you think!" Justin exclaimed hurriedly.

"Actually, it is what you think Betsy," Brian said, trying to catch his breath as he slowed down and clung to Justin. "Well...what do you think it is?"

"You're both fornicating," the woman stared dumbfoundedly.

"Yes, but we're not smoking," Brian made clear.

"Now I know I've read the hospital rules and I don't think there was a rule anywhere that said fornicating was allowed in the exam room," she responded in a small voice.

"Yeah, but was there a rule that said it wasn't?" Brian asked innocently.

"I just came in to tell you the doctor is still with another patient and will be about ten minutes."

"Told ya," Brian said which Justin accompanied with a 'sssh' and an arm slap.

"I'll go now," Betsy whispered as she left the room, a confused look on her face.

"You know, I think we scarred her for life," Justin stated sadly.

"She's old. How many years could she possibly have left?" Brian responded irreverently.

"Brian! Hey what are you doing?" Justin exclaimed as Brian resumed his stance from earlier and started to glide himself inside the young man.

"You heard her. The doctor won't be back for awhile," Brian groaned as he punctuated the last statement with a hard thrust.

"But Betsy...might come back," Justin moaned, his eyes closed.

"Naw, she's too busy looking in the hospital manual. Trust me. We have at least another ten minutes. I plan on using that time to fornicate your brains out!"

And fornicate they did.


So I was trying to figure out scenarios that fit with the word 'pressure' and I kept thinking of gas pressure and in terms in weight than in terms of peer pressure when I was passing by the self blood pressure testing thing at Safeway and this little ficlet came to me.

I love fb. :)

Current Mood: deviousdevious
Jackie: Lifejackieville on June 9th, 2009 04:45 pm (UTC)
It is a good thing I read this AFTER going to the doctor today! *giggles*

*squishes and loves*
Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 06:56 pm (UTC)
*holds you down and tickles you*

LOL! Yes, AFTER is good. I could see you looking at the jelly or blood pressure cuff and giggling. :P Thanks Jackie!
(no subject) - jackieville on June 9th, 2009 06:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
templeton_matempleton_ma on June 9th, 2009 04:53 pm (UTC)
funny series you got there :-)
And I just learned a new word "fornicate"!
Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 06:55 pm (UTC)
Like I was saying, I learned that from a priest in parochial school. LOL!

Thank you - expect more of this!
edom56edom56 on June 9th, 2009 04:56 pm (UTC)
I can totally see Michael doing that, schmuck.

That was so fun, I don't know if they scarred poor Betsy for life or gave her a little thrill ;)

Another great Orlando pic.
Maria: Baby!Orlislave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 06:48 pm (UTC)
He is a schmuck, I agree.

If they did give her a thrill, her heart wouldn't be able to take it and she wouldn't have anything left to scar. :P

Yes, he is so mmmmm......

I write Orli RPS too in case you were wondering. Thanks!!!
Bluemchenkaffee: Gale Randy crack upbluemchenkaffee on June 9th, 2009 04:57 pm (UTC)
what would happen if he put the blood-pressure measuring...thing on his dick."
Ouch! :)

"You're both fornicating," the woman stared dumbfoundedly.
"Yes, but we're not smoking," Brian made clear.

This was so funny, Maria, and I even learned a new word: to fornicate. Somehow I've never learned that word at school. ;)

Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 06:46 pm (UTC)
Yeah - ouch! He should have put it on his head! LOL!

Yep, I learned the word 'fornicate' a long time ago from the priests in my parochial school who said, and I quote, 'boys would fornicate with anything including the knots in trees.'

Thanks Susanne!
magos186: funnymagos186 on June 9th, 2009 05:20 pm (UTC)
haha. that was so awesome. very unique idea too. i love how brian threw the "there's no rule against it" back at the nurse. nice. excellent story
Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 06:45 pm (UTC)
Thank you. Unique ideas are pretty much my MO. :)

Brian is just like that - he could have been a lawyer too. Thank you!!!
claddagh_girlcladdagh_girl on June 9th, 2009 05:23 pm (UTC)
Funny but 'physical' is exactly the kind of pressure I had in mind when I suggested it.
Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 06:44 pm (UTC)
Aaaah. Well I'm glad this worked. :) Thank you (esp. since you were the inspiration for it).
rosy5000: BJ Showerheadrosy5000 on June 9th, 2009 05:32 pm (UTC)
OH, do I envy Betsy. lol Though, she's probably not sure if she should be shocked or excited. ;)
Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 06:43 pm (UTC)
Me too. Why does she get all the fun? *pouts*

Poor thing is a bit shocked though - cuz its not allowed in the hospital rules - and too much excitement and ole Betsy's ticker might not be able to take it - before the boys can scar her for life. :P

Thank you!!!
Satanic Cupcake: sillymichira_70 on June 9th, 2009 05:50 pm (UTC)
OMG, priceless
*dies laughing*

Can't wait for the next one!!
Maria: Justin condomslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 06:41 pm (UTC)
*revives you*

Next one up tomorrow. *smiles evilly*

Thank you!!!
fallingecstasyfallingecstasy on June 9th, 2009 06:03 pm (UTC)
The Michael thing was hilarious. Poor Betsy.
Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 06:40 pm (UTC)
Poor, poor lucky Betsy. *shakes head*

Michael...well what can we say about Mikey...

Thank you!!!
shadownyc: paddies  - 110-hotel sex-animatedshadownyc on June 9th, 2009 06:12 pm (UTC)
That was definitely priceless... I kind of wish I was "Betsy". LOL
Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 06:39 pm (UTC)
Me too. :) I would have stayed and watched. :) Thanks Shadow!
CoraCcoraaajt on June 9th, 2009 06:23 pm (UTC)
HAHA!! This series is so funny! *Like them*
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 06:39 pm (UTC)
LOL! Thank you! I hope I can keep up. :)
Daphneduffy_60 on June 9th, 2009 07:14 pm (UTC)

Brilliant, as usual. I was wondering where the hell you could go with the word "pressure."

Now a whine! Sppiiikkeee. What about "Death Does Not Become Him"? I really miss that one. You write such good OrliBean.

Later, sweetie!
Maria: Death Does Not Become Himslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 07:31 pm (UTC)
LOL! I am slowly getting back into my Orlibean story. I had tried to fix the next chapter last year but it kept being fucked up. I just need to write everyday and then I can get back to that. I also need to talk to my beta because she really is awesome in that way.

I had a few places I could go with pressure, but I liked this one the best. :)

Thanks Daphne and I will get back to DDNHM, promise!
sjmpetssjmpets on June 9th, 2009 07:41 pm (UTC)
that was priceless. loved the bit about michael. that's so like him.

poor betsy. next time she'll remember to knock. what got me though is that they were still in postition the entire time talking to her. like it was an everyday occurance. which in their case sometimes it is.
Mariaslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 08:06 pm (UTC)
It is so like him. LOL!

And yes! You were the first to mention that. LMAO!!! They were! Brian wasn't giving up on it. And yeah, it is an everyday occurrence with them. *snickers*

Thank you!!!!
wildsweet_angelwildsweet_angel on June 9th, 2009 08:16 pm (UTC)
Adorable little ficlet. I could totally see Brian and Justin doing this. Thank you for sharing, it gave me a chuckle (or two). :)
Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 08:48 pm (UTC)
Glad it made you laugh. That's the point of these silly little ficlets. :D

Thank you! (And just for the record, I want to see Justin and Brian doing this).
Doriantdorian on June 9th, 2009 08:17 pm (UTC)
smoking is bad for health...while fornicating should be prescribed by doctors !!! that was hilarious once again.Aida ( still a smoker.*wink*)
Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on June 9th, 2009 08:47 pm (UTC)
Actually I think sex is prescribed by most doctors. LOL!

Oh you smoker you!!! Thanks Aida!