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10 June 2009 @ 07:54 am
Day 3 - BJ Standalone - "It's like Saturn 3 - only with guys"  
So here is the third day of the Brian/Justin "Where should we fuck next?" series.

The prompt is robotic laboratory supplied by colleen2328 and 'pinch' by shadownyc.

There is still time if you would like to supply me with a word or two. Go to this post here.

Title: Sort of like Saturn 3 - only with guys
Day 3 in the Brian/Justin 'Where should we fuck next?' series. This takes place right after the backroom has been closed by Stockwell in Season 3.
Prompts: 'robotic laboratory,' 'pinch'
Warnings: none
Summary: Justin and Brian have to come up with a new place to have sex publicly every day during Stockwell's reign of terror.

Disclaimer: I down own the boys or Cowlip. I do not know the answer to the universe, life and everything. I always came up with 7. *shrugs*

Previous Days:
Day 1 - A night at the park
Day 2 - Time for that bi-yearly check up!

"I don't feel comfortable here," Justin shuddered as he gazed around the dark room, his eyes barely making out the strange shapes in various places.

"Don't worry. It'll be okay. I got the idea when I heard Ben say something this afternoon," Brian consoled.

"Unless it was 'What the fuck am I doing with Michael?' or 'I want to give Hunter back now,' I don't really care," Justin mumbled.

Rolling his eyes, Brian turned to his nervous companion. "He said there would be a special showing of Star Trek - The Menagerie at the Student Union tonight."

"And this means what exactly?"

"This means every geek, nerd, dork and techie will be there tonight..."

"Leaving this place completely free," Justin acknowledged, quickly catching on.

"You learn fast grasshopper," Brian mocked.

Brian found the light switch and the room immediately became bright, blinding the two men in the process.

"Whoa!" both men whispered in awe as they looked around the robotic laboratory located deep within Carnegie Mellon University.

Justin walked up to one of the small robotic devices. "What do you think this one does?"

"Bomb defuser?" Brian guessed.

Justin continued to look around the room, stopping in front of a robot with several arms. "So which Star Trek movie is the Menagerie? I don't remember Picard being in that one."

Brian looked blankly over at Justin. "Did you watch any movies before the 80's...ever?"

"Anything before then is ancient," Justin sang out jokingly as his nose wrinkled in disgust. "What do you think that one does?" the younger man asked as he walked over to a six-armed monstrosity.

"Well let's see," Brian said as he went to touch the red button.

"Brian! You can't just do that! You don't know what it does!" Justin cried out.

"How bad it could it be?" Brian shrugged.

Nodding his head in exasperation, Justin quickly threw himself in between the red button and Brian, making it impossible for his lover to turn the thing on. "Didn't we come here for something else?" he suggested with a wicked grin.

"Oh yeah," Brian responded as he sucked one corner of his lower lip in. The older man leaned over Justin, trapping him against the heavy machinery, kissing him soundly on the lips. "Now I remember," he said with a small smile. Brian lifted the hem of Justin's shirt and brought the clothing up and over his head.

In doing so, Justin leaned over even more, hitting the red button. "My bad," Justin giggled. There was a whirring noise while the robot activated, all six arms falling down into place and then quickly raising in all different directions.

"I guess we'll find out what it does after all," Brian mused.

One arm came out and plucked the shirt from Brian's hand.

"Hey!" Brian laughed.

Another arm came around and pinched Justin on the shoulder. "What the?" he yelped.

While that arm was attached to Justin's shoulder, another arm came around from behind the young man and pinched him through the seat of his jeans, right on the ass. "Whoa, now that is not okay|!" Justin yelled.

One of the arms then gave the shirt back to Brian and proceeded to come around Justin's waist and pinch a point right above the boy's navel.

"Okay, I think this is the pinching robot," Brian drawled. He watched as Justin was pinched on the other shoulder. The older man started chuckling quietly.

"Why are you laughing?" Justin demanded.

"Danger Will Robinson!! Danger!" Brian started laughing as he waved his arms around like a robot.

"Brian! I'm being violated by a robot!" Justin yelped once again as another arm tried to grab him by his hair.

Brian watched in horror as his lover was truly being assaulted by a robot. Whenever Justin moved the robot zoomed in on him. "Okay, this is like some weird cross between a Monty Python and Klaus Kinski movie."

"Make it stop Brian!" Justin beseeched of his lover.

Brian had tried the only button, which happened to be the red one, and that didn't seem to stop the damn thing.

There was only one thing left to do.

Brian went behind the robot which seemed to be busy with Justin, and yanked the cord out of the wall.

The robot immediately stopped.

"Did you find the off switch Brian?" Justin asked as he tried to calm down after the 'robots gone wild' experience.

"No...pulled the plug," Brian responded as he held a thick cord up. "Too bad Ted's not here. I'm sure he'd have many self-deprecating comments to add."

"Why would they make such a stupid thing?"

"They're geeks. They haven't gotten laid in...well probably ever," Brian responded. He then found a manual beside the now silent robot. "Oh, look. It's a fruit picker."

"They should call it a fruit pincher," Justin pouted as he rubbed at a spot on his shoulder.

"I could make some lewd jokes right about now about you and being ready to be picked off the tree but I won't," Brian smiled.

"I don't feel like doing anything anymore. I feel dirty," Justin lamented, scrunching his nose once again.

"Yeah, well we should go anyway. The movie'll be out soon. I don't want to be here when they get back and they start with their standard debate."

"What's that?" Justin asked as he looked around the lab. "Man versus machine?"

"No, who's the more kick ass captain - Kirk or Picard."


Feedback is love!

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templeton_matempleton_ma on June 10th, 2009 03:58 pm (UTC)
you sure have quite an imagination. I would never dreamed of a plot like that. Very funny :-)

PS. I think Picard is cooler, although I think my older brother would vote for Kirk.
Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on June 10th, 2009 04:16 pm (UTC)
You know that line in all movie trailers, 'a world beyond your imagination?'

Well they weren't thinking about me when they say that cuaz I can imagine an awful lot! LOL!

I'm with your brother - then again I am 45. :)

Thank you!!!
(no subject) - templeton_ma on June 11th, 2009 03:57 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Bluemchenkaffee: Brianbluemchenkaffee on June 10th, 2009 04:03 pm (UTC)
LOL, loved it, Maria.
Since I'm old I prefer Kirk but I like Picard, too. :)

Btw, you know Klaus Kinski??? He was really scary. :)

Maria: Justin Confusedslave_o_spike on June 10th, 2009 04:15 pm (UTC)
Me too. Kirk all the way!!! :)

He was scary. LOL! I keep remembering his movie Crawlspace. *shudders*

Thank you Susanne!
fallingecstasy: Avada Kedavrafallingecstasy on June 10th, 2009 05:09 pm (UTC)
Poor Justin, he was going to be pinched to death.
Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on June 10th, 2009 05:44 pm (UTC)
*points to icon* luvs

Anywho, yeah, it was a good thing Brian pulled the plug...or Justin could have run FAR away from the thing. LOL!

I sometimes wish I could pinch Justin that much. :) Thank you!!!
Daphneduffy_60 on June 10th, 2009 05:15 pm (UTC)

I don't know where you mind goes when you come up with these, but could I come along? It sure sounds like fun.

Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on June 10th, 2009 05:45 pm (UTC)
Yes, you can, but sometimes it can be a very scary place. LOL!

Thanks Daphne! :)
Cindytrintiff on June 10th, 2009 05:25 pm (UTC)
Oh my, that was great! Justin's responses were priceless!

I'm wondering how many of your younger readers know who Will Robinson is ... I wonder if Justin knew for that matter! LOL I used to watch Lost in Space religiously when I was a kid ... it was sooooo sci-fi back then! ha! We had no idea!

Love this series!

Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on June 10th, 2009 05:47 pm (UTC)
Poor Justin. Poor pinched Justin. *smiles evilly*

You know, I'm pretty sure Justin doesn't know. And I hope some of the younger readers do but I doubt it. I sometimes explain my references because I tend to throw out obscure ones (this one definitely isn't but there have been others).

My favorite show was the old Outer Limits. That was where my mind first became severely warped. Thank you Cindy!
shadownyc: brokenelevator-B/J reunionshadownyc on June 10th, 2009 05:37 pm (UTC)
LOL--That was hilarious. :D

Great use of the words.
Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on June 10th, 2009 05:48 pm (UTC)
And one of the word was YOURS. LOL!

Like I could resist pinching Justin. :P Thanks Shadow!
mdlawmdlaw on June 10th, 2009 06:17 pm (UTC)
I thought Captain Pike was in The Menagerie. Oooops I guess my geekiness just popped out. m :O
Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on June 10th, 2009 06:35 pm (UTC)
He was. LOL!

But geeks and nerds and techies still argue about Kirk and Picard. It doesn't take much to provoke them. You can mention, 'I have a hangnail,' and they're off !

Thank you! And I did love The Menagerie too. :)
rosy5000: Data & Spotrosy5000 on June 10th, 2009 06:48 pm (UTC)
lol Poor Justin. Though, now, I'm going to have the image of Brian flailing his arms like the robot from Lost in Space stuck in my head. *giggles*

You can keep the captains. I'm taking Data. ;)
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 03:02 pm (UTC)
You like Data? LOL!

I'm more of a Babylon 5 person myself. :)

Yeah, I wanted to leave everyone an image of Brian flailing about like Robbie the Robot. :D Thank you!!!
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shenovashenova on June 10th, 2009 07:50 pm (UTC)
Poor Justin being attacked by a robot now that would have been funny to see and Brian standing by and just laughing. He did save him in the end. They never even had any time to mess around in the end poor things.
Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 03:07 pm (UTC)
I know - all that trouble and no sex. I can be so mean sometimes. :P

Thank you!!!

Coll: trekcolleen2328 on June 10th, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC)
Better than the Holodeck!
OMG your muse is an uber-geek! I love it! You have made it so!
Maria: Maria's worldslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 03:09 pm (UTC)
Re: Better than the Holodeck!
I have made it so! LOL!

Thank you (and thanks for the wonderful prompt)!
Re: Better than the Holodeck! - colleen2328 on June 11th, 2009 03:14 pm (UTC) (Expand)
bodleian: neck hugbodleian on June 10th, 2009 08:30 pm (UTC)
"How bad it could it be?" Brian shrugged." Famous last words, I think. I don't think that this was one of Brian's better ideas - poor Justin. I'm sure that they enjoyed themselves in the long run, though.
Looking forward to more!
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 03:10 pm (UTC)
I just posted day 4! :)

And yeah - this was definitely not one of Brian's better ideas! They should really know better.

Thank you!!!
sjmpets: pic#87019007sjmpets on June 11th, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)
"The older man started chuckling quietly." quietly?! i was roaring. just what i needed.
Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 03:11 pm (UTC)
LOL! I seriously wonder what the people around my readers are thinking when they hear the laughter and giggling. :D

Thank you!!!
critic75: JEEZ - MAMA APPEARScritic75 on June 11th, 2009 01:00 am (UTC)
I did, honest to God, laugh loudly after I read the name of the robot. Fruit picker. Help. I need help. It's still funny.
Maria: money shotslave_o_spike on June 12th, 2009 01:43 am (UTC)
This reminds me of one of those commercials - 'help! I've fallen and I can't get up.' LOL!

Yeah - a fruit picker. Makes me giggle still. :P

Thanks JJ!
mysid: mysid's musemysid on June 11th, 2009 01:49 am (UTC)
Kirk vs. Picard may be the standard debate, but after a showing of Menagerie, wouldn't the debate be Kirk vs. Pike?

Clever chapter. I rather suspect that Brian's field trip to the robotics lab had less to do with finding a novel place to fuck and more to do with Brian's inner geek wanting to play with the robots. (Yes, Brian, we do remember that you were in the Chemistry Club.)

PS-- I suspect Brian meant to say "Bomb defuser" instead of "Bomb diffuser".
Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on June 12th, 2009 01:48 am (UTC)
You would think it would be Kirk vs Pike but I've discovered with the geeks, that no matter what the showing, it's still Kirk vs Picard. LOL!

I personally think it had something to do with Brian's inner geek too. :P Remember, it was him who wanted to push the red button.

And I googled defuser and diffuser. This is a tough one! It's listed as both. There is a US Patent pending for diffuser but see - to diffuse means to spread out so that must be wrong. I also saw it as defuser too. Which literally translated means to 'remove the fuse from' - obviously - de-fuse. So I think you're right - it would be defuser.

Sorry - I get a bit verbose and start to think to myself. LOL!

Thank you!!!
daphne121daphne121 on June 11th, 2009 03:58 am (UTC)
ROFL Poor Justin!
Maria: Justin slave_o_spike on June 12th, 2009 01:48 am (UTC)
*pets the poor pretty*

Thank you!!!