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11 June 2009 @ 07:20 am
Day 4 - B/J standalone - "But it's not even Friday"  
Here is the fourth day of the Brian/Justin "Where should we fuck next?" series.

The prompt is 'boat' supplied by girloftheburbs.

Also, for now, I'm not taking any more prompt words. I'll work on the ones I have so far. If I need more, I'll open it back up again.

I will respond to all the rest of my feedback from yesterday (and of course today's feedback) sometime today. I have quite a busy morning ahead of me but I still wanted to post something. :)

Also, I might not be posting anything tomorrow.

Megan will be graduating from high school, you see. *sits proudly in front of computer and beams*

That's two down and three to go. *gets tired all over again*

Title: But it's not even Friday
Day 4 in the Brian/Justin 'Where should we fuck next?' series. This takes place right after the backroom has been closed by Stockwell in Season 3.
Prompts: 'boat'
Warnings: none
Summary: Justin and Brian have to come up with a new place to have sex publicly every day during Stockwell's reign of terror.

Disclaimer: I down own the boys or Cowlip. The cop is all mine. :)

Previous Days:
Day 1 - A night at the park
Day 2 - Time for that bi-yearly check up!
Day 3 - Sort of like Saturn 3 - only with guys

"Brian, why here of all places?"

"What's wrong with here?"

"I do have a list, you know," Justin pouted.

Brian rolled his eyes as he took in the sight of his shivering lover. "If the first one is that it's too cold, I'll concede on that one."

"Cold?" Justin shrieked, although it came out more of a squeak. "We passed cold a while back. Cold seems warm right now. Its fucking freezing!"

"Well, we are on a lake after all..."

"Which brings me to my second point," Justin managed to get out while his teeth continued to chatter. "If we do anything too strenuous...well...you've heard the term 'don't rock the boat?'"

"I don't think we could seriously tilt the boat over into the water. We'll be lying down lengthwise," Brian continued, trying to placate Justin. "There won't be any top heaviness. See? Watch." Brian pushed Justin down into the small boat and lay along top of him. The older man had put a life preserver on each bench seat, of which there were only two, making it so Justin had somewhere soft to lay his head and knees.

"Well, this isn't so bad," Justin admitted reluctantly.

"Any more objections," Brian asked, lifting one eyebrow.


"Seriously, there's more?"

"Okay, you'll think this is stupid..."

"I watched as you were being ravished by a crazed fruit picking robot last night. There isn't much that surprises me anymore," Brian drawled while drawing his hand through Justin's hair.

"I sort of have this...well...not during the daytime though," Justin added quickly, "but I have this fear of lakes and being in a small boat on them after...well...after all those stupid Friday the 13th movies!" he finished rather sheepishly.

"Okay, I stand corrected," Brian replied. "So you think Jason is going to jump out of the water, wearing his hockey mask and cut us into tiny little pieces of sushi."

"And he always goes for the people who are having sex!" Justin shouted, trying to make his point.

"Yeah, but I've seen those movies too and I think we're pretty safe," Brian said as he leaned over Justin and started kissing him.

"Why's that?"

"You're not a teenaged girl," Brian smiled and kissed him again.

The kid was right though.

Not on the fact that a machete-wielding maniac could come out of the water at any moment and slice them up for the sheer audacity of having premarital sex, but that it was fucking freezing and Brian suddenly had to wonder how they were possibly going to fuck if they didn't want to expose any body parts.

Namely a nine-and-a-half inch one he was quite fond of.

And as Brian was shielding his young lover from the cold with his own body, a voice could be heard speaking above them.

Oh yeah, they were still tied to the dock.

"Now wot da we have here?" an Irish accent queried, sarcasm lacing his voice.

"Oh God," Brian groaned. Looking up into the face of the policeman, he opened with one of those counter-survival comments that he was known for. "An Irish cop. Could it get any more cliche?"

"Wot do ye tink yer doin down there?" the man's thick brogue inquired, his hands on hs hips.

"Well you see Officer O'Connor..."

"It's O'Riley."

"I knew it was one of those, I seem to have lost my partner and I was just about to look for him. Oh!" Brian said as he looked down while lifting himself up from Justin, "found him!" Brian turned to the cop with a mocking smile. Justin waved timidly at the frustrated lawman.

Brian was pretty sure Justin was keeping a tally of the number of those counter-survival comments he seemed to have an endless supply of. That would be two.

"Why ya...git out of ta boat! The bot of yer!" the cop yelled.

Getting out of the boat, horny as all hell, Brian decided he would finish the tally up at three. "So where do all the hetero kids go nowadays to fuck?"

Looking at the red face of the Irish cop, Justin wondered where a machete-wielding maniac materializing out of the water was when you needed one.


Like I said, I'll respond to all feedback later today so all fb love is wanted. :)

Current Mood: busybusy
critic75: SOMETHING CAME UPcritic75 on June 11th, 2009 02:43 pm (UTC)
Man, it finished with a bang. Well, make that loud guffaws. Lord-ee, I love it. It's priceless.
Looking at the red face of the Irish cop, Justin wondered where a machete-wielding maniac materializing out of the water was when you needed one. PRICELESS.

Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 02:58 pm (UTC)
LOL! Sometimes, in my most embarrassing moments, I wonder the very exact same thing. :)

Thank you JJ!
shadownyc: paddies  - S5 crack-upshadownyc on June 11th, 2009 02:50 pm (UTC)
LMAO!!! This is getting more hilarious every day. :D
Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 02:59 pm (UTC)
Wow you guys are quick! LOL!

Yep, well you know me...:P

Thanks Shadow!
mysid: Brian and Justinmysid on June 11th, 2009 02:52 pm (UTC)
Don't worry about freezing off your favorite body part, Brian. It'll only be exposed to the air very briefly before you put it somewhere very warm. The crazed killer who always seems to know when teenagers are having sex seems a valid fear, but if only one of you is a teenager, does that mean only Justin is in danger?

PS-"Well, this isn't so bad Justin," admitted reluctantly. should be "Well, this isn't so bad," Justin admitted reluctantly.
Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 03:00 pm (UTC)
I was thinking the same thing - still he has to actually take it out first. :P

Justin would be the only one in danger technically, so the machete would have to come up through the floorboards.

And yes, that was the way it should read. Thank you. I corrected it just now. *looks sheepish*

Thank you for the fb! :)
Daphneduffy_60 on June 11th, 2009 03:41 pm (UTC)

Caught! That is just too precious of a vision in my head to put into words.

Congrats on your Megan's graduation!!

Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 10:34 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the congrats and yeah, I love the thought of Justin waving innocently too much fun. :)

Thank you Daphne!
templeton_matempleton_ma on June 11th, 2009 04:01 pm (UTC)
It must be very frustrating for the lovebirds. They haven't been able to do the deed for 2 nights in a row now.
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 10:35 pm (UTC)
I know! That's like a record I think. They'll have to do it at home now. *snerk*

Thank you!!
rosy5000: BJ on bedrosy5000 on June 11th, 2009 04:08 pm (UTC)
Is it bad tht my first thought after Justin said about it freezing was how is Brian going to do this without freezing body parts off and it take Brian quite a bit longer to realize the problem? lol
Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 10:36 pm (UTC)
No, it's not bad, since I thought of it too and so did he.

Of course, I think he might have fibbed about the length. LOL!

fallingecstasyfallingecstasy on June 11th, 2009 05:09 pm (UTC)
Brian's getting really desperate if he wants to have sex on a boat.
Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 10:36 pm (UTC)
I know. A dinghy too! LOL!

CoraCcoraaajt on June 11th, 2009 05:11 pm (UTC)
"I sort of have this...well...not during the daytime though," Justin added quickly, "but I have this fear of lakes and being in a small boat on them after...well...after all those stupid Friday the 13th movies!" he finished rather sheepishly.

Awwww, so cute...Your Justin is always the cutest...
And about sushi...Thanks to you, next time before I start eating I'll wonder where the meat is from...!#%@^%$^&
Maria: cannibal Brian - Meat Procurerslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 10:37 pm (UTC)
This is the way I see a tongue-tied Justin. He really is too adorable. :)

Sorry - its the same thing with sausage and my cannibal fic. LOL!

Thank you!!!

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Cindytrintiff on June 11th, 2009 05:36 pm (UTC)
LOVED IT! When I started reading this one, I thought 'well, the boat isn't that public so there's not much chance they'll get caught.' Then Officer O'Whatthefuck walks up and catches them!

I can just see that little wave and sheepish little embarrassed grin on Justin's face when Brian said "Found him!" :) :) :)


Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but if it wasn't so public, then they wouldn't want to fuck there! LOL!

I could totally see the little wave too and Justin is just too cute there! *looks on with big anime eyes*

Thank you!!!
jirachinessjirachiness on June 11th, 2009 05:37 pm (UTC)
from now on, I would start giggling everytime I see a boat. Lovely!!!
Maria: Joker - Why so Serious?slave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
Hopefully you don't live near the water or you could be considered a serial giggler. :)

Thank you!!!
mdlawmdlaw on June 11th, 2009 06:10 pm (UTC)
hehehehe m :D
Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 10:42 pm (UTC)
LOL! Thanks hon!
Jackie: Junejackieville on June 11th, 2009 07:50 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Very cute!!!

Best wishes to Megan on her graduation! *beams with you*

*squishes and loves*
Maria: Orlando - Thank You!slave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 10:42 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the congrats! *beams some more*

*lathers on suntan lotion*

And thanks for the fb on these little things! :)
bodleianbodleian on June 11th, 2009 08:37 pm (UTC)
Somethings are just not meant to be but the guys are certainly having fun trying.
All I can do is laugh....
Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 10:43 pm (UTC)
All they can do is laugh too. LOL! Insane robots, nosy old candy stripers, creepy men in kiddy parks and cranky Irish cops - poor boys! *pets them*

Thank you!!!
Bluemchenkaffee: Gale Randy crack upbluemchenkaffee on June 11th, 2009 08:39 pm (UTC)
Thanks for making me laugh. I especially loved the last line.

Congrats to Megan on her graduation.

Maria: Justin condomslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 10:45 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the congrats Susanne! I'm so excited!

And thank you for the great fb as always. :) The last line is one of those inspired moments, ya know?
edom56edom56 on June 11th, 2009 08:42 pm (UTC)
I would be wondering the same thing, Justin, he would have come in quite handy right then.

I love this little stories of yours, they're so much fun.
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2009 10:48 pm (UTC)
Machete-wielding maniacs always do. :)

Thank you - they're fun to write too.

Did you used to be draccone btw?