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16 June 2009 @ 11:51 am
Day 6 - B/J standalone - "What all good flea-bag hotels are good for"  
Here is the sixth day of the Brian/Justin "Where should we fuck next?" series.

The prompt is 'good vibrations' by duffy_60.

I will get back to all feedback today. I'm just a bit worn out by graduation festivities and the shop. *sighs*

Title: What all good flea-bag hotels are good for
Day 6 in the Brian/Justin 'Where should we fuck next?' series. This takes place right after the backroom has been closed by Stockwell in Season 3.
Prompts: 'chest hair,' 'swimming pool'
Warnings: none
Summary: Justin and Brian have to come up with a new place to have sex publicly every day during Stockwell's reign of terror.

Disclaimer: I down own the boys or Cowlip. There are no cannibals in this vignette.

Previous Days:
Day 1 - A night at the park
Day 2 - Time for that bi-yearly check up!
Day 3 - Sort of like Saturn 3 - only with guys
Day 4 - But it's not even Friday
Day 5 - Old Men and their war stories

"This place is a dump!" Justin giggled drunkenly as he stumbled into the run down hotel room first.

"Yeah, well, what do you expect for a room they rent out by the hour?" Brian drawled as he tripped in behind Justin.

"This is where you wanna fuck tonight?" Justin laughed.

"What's wrong with it?" Brian pouted as he sank down onto the bed, sinking further into the middle. He bounced up and down, watching as the water bed rippled right along with the tacky bedspread. "Come on in...the water's great," Brian smiled.

"God, I feel like I'm in a 70's porno movie," the young man scoffed as he perched himself on the bed.

"You are," Brian growled as he nipped at Justin's ear. The young man threw himself backward, causing both men to roll toward the middle where they crashed into each other.

"This could be challenging," Justin snickered.

"Well it woulda been better if you weren't so drunk," Brian slurred.

Trying to get out from the middle, Justin grabbed onto the side of the bed and pulled. It was a futile attempt as he was pulled back into Brian's space.

"See? Piss. Down. Drunk." Brian punctuated each word with a tap on Justin's nose.

Laying back, Justin rubbed at his nose while wrinkling it in disgust. "This room smells funny. It's just like the place where Ethan and I lived." He breathed out, the expelled air causing his bangs to blow off his head.

There was still a small part of Brian that felt a pang of guilt whenever he thought about how he had treated Justin that time around his birthday and after, how he had made him feel so worthless that he would give up living the life he had grown accustomed to and actually preferred living in squalor with the fiddler.

But he had Justin now and all was forgiven.


Had Ethan not fucked up the way he had, Justin wouldn't have come to his senses, and he would still be living there...

Quickly jumping up from the rocking bed, Brian started to bounce on the unstable surface.

"Brian! No! I'm gonna throw up!" a green-looking Justin bellowed.

Taking the stance of a surfer, Brian started to wave his hips back and forth while putting his arms out as if balancing on a board. In a high pitched voice, he started to sing, off-key of course, "Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world..."

Justin made another nose-scrunching face. "What the...?"

"The Beach Boys, Sunshine," Brian smiled.

"Never heard of them," Justin said, while covering his mouth, his whole body moving with each wave Brian was creating. "Do they actually sound like that?"

"Did it sound like Mel had grabbed me by the balls and pulled really hard?" Brian asked innocently.


"Than that's them."

"Please Brian," Justin moaned as he clutched onto his stomach.

"Sorry," Brian said sheepishly as he dropped down next to his lover. In doing so, a huge wave was created and bounced Justin clear off the bed. A loud thump could be heard as Justin hit the floor.

"Oh! That's it! I don't care if we do it in this hotel! In fact, we could do it in the ice machine for all I care! But I am not going back on that evil bed!" Justin yelled as he stormed toward the door. "Are you coming?"

"I plan to," Brian smirked.

15 minutes later...

"So...no water bed here," Brian grinned as he cast a side-long glance at his lover.

"Just a vibrating bed," Justin chuckled.

Putting some quarters into the slot, both men watched as the bed practically jumped from its spot on the floor while banging against the wall.

"It's like...cheating...making all the noise and doing all the banging for us," Brian watched as the possessed bed continued to jump and shake.

"We'll wait until its done," Justin exhaled, his arms crossed upon his chest.

Both men continued to watch the bed as it went about its dance.

"I don't think this is a normal bed Brian," Justin said while shaking his head, wondering when the damn thing would stop. When the thing finally did stop, he walked over to the bed and looked at the little box on the side. "It's called 'Good Vibrations.'"

Snickering, Brian wondered whether he should start singing the Beach Boys song.

He decided he wanted to fuck Justin instead.

Quickly stepping behind Justin, Brian wrapped both arms around the young man and lowered his mouth to his ear and whispered, "I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuck you all. Night. Long."

He wasn't a praying man, but he had to silently thank whatever thing it was that made it so there were groupies who liked to be fucked by violinists and that said violinists couldn't pass up the opportunity to fuck said groupies when handed to them.


Okay, not as funny as the others, but they can't all be that way. :P I actually have lots of stories figured out, like the first 5, I just need to get some more rest.

And I'm still a little worn out from all the graduation festivities.

I will get back to all feedback later today. Promise. :)

Current Mood: draineddrained
fallingecstasyfallingecstasy on June 16th, 2009 07:11 pm (UTC)
Doesn't surprise me that Justin has never heard of the beach boys. LOL " Good Vibrations"
Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on June 16th, 2009 08:40 pm (UTC)
Doesn't surprise me either. LOL!

*points to your icon*

I just saw that episode and I had to laugh when he said it! :) Thank you!!!!
rosy5000: BJ on bedrosy5000 on June 16th, 2009 07:31 pm (UTC)
lol First a killer water bed, then a killer vibrating bed. Poor guys.

That last sentence.... AWWW!!! Brian can be so sweet when he's drunk, at least in is internal thoughts. lol
Maria: Angst BJ Fighting for usslave_o_spike on June 16th, 2009 08:39 pm (UTC)
It's like the hotel of horrors! LOL!

He's actually said some very sweet things - and then denied them vehemently later.

I needed to put this thought in there somewhere.

Thanks Rosy!
darla_isabelledarla_isabelle on June 16th, 2009 07:38 pm (UTC)

Just the right mixture of funny and sweet. I think this is my favorite so far.

Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on June 16th, 2009 08:38 pm (UTC)
Ahh...thank you!!!

I like this one too. :)
shadownyc: paddies  - 314-B/J bed kiss-animatedshadownyc on June 16th, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC)
I felt a little sorry for both Brian and Justin in this one... and yet somewhat amused.

I loved Brian's description of the Beach Boys.
Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on June 16th, 2009 08:37 pm (UTC)
I do throw in angst once in a while, but I have to temper it with some humor.

I've been re-watching the series and I'm at the end of S2. That part of the series always makes me so....frustrated.

Yeah - that was the Beach Boys alright. :) Thanks Shadow!
bodleianbodleian on June 16th, 2009 08:23 pm (UTC)
I thought that it was funny. I was thinking though that they wouldn't make it in those beds. I'm enjoying these stories.
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on June 16th, 2009 08:36 pm (UTC)
I think they might just do it in the ice machine after all. LOL!

Glad you're loving these little ficlets. :) Thank you!!!!
sjmpets: pic#87019007sjmpets on June 16th, 2009 08:53 pm (UTC)
"Okay, not as funny as the others," are you kidding me? it was a riot. the very reason i hate waterbeds, "a huge wave was created and bounced Justin clear off the bed. A loud thump could be heard as Justin hit the floor."

yes brian, justin is back and we do thank whatever thing it was to make it happen, but think of this. justin wouldn't of had as much fun.

Edited at 2009-06-16 08:54 pm (UTC)
Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on June 25th, 2009 01:45 am (UTC)
Well I'm glad you thought it was as funny. LOL!!!

And yeah, the thought of Justin hitting the floor as he was bounced off the bed is pretty funny. :D

Thank you!!!
Bluemchenkaffee: Gale so pretty laughingbluemchenkaffee on June 16th, 2009 08:59 pm (UTC)
LOL - Brian singing the Beach Boys!
And I loved Brian's thoughts about Ethan.

Maria: BJ slave_o_spike on June 25th, 2009 01:46 am (UTC)
I know - Brian singing to begin with. LOL!!!

I sometimes think that's what Brian was thinking when he thought about Justin wanting to go with the fiddler.

Thanks Susanne!
shenovashenova on June 16th, 2009 09:32 pm (UTC)
A water bed now that would have been fun to watch on the screen don't you think? Brian having a water bed in the loft would have been funny but he would never have been able to smoke in bed so I think that would have put a stop to that idea. I love the ideas you are having for these one shots they are keeping me entertained. Good Viberations on the bed for the boys.
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on June 25th, 2009 01:48 am (UTC)
Yes! I would have loved to have seen that on screen. Then again, I would have loved to see ANY of my scenes of tv. :P

The smoking I'm not so worried about - I just can't imagine them going at it so thoroughly though. :)

I am continuing these so stay tuned. Thank you!!!
Collcolleen2328 on June 16th, 2009 10:26 pm (UTC)
in the ice machine? Now there's a thought!
Maria: Baby!Orli (Underage)slave_o_spike on June 25th, 2009 01:48 am (UTC)
It could happen.

Thank you!!
sevigny7sevigny7 on June 17th, 2009 02:39 am (UTC)
Well, I laughed at Brian's description of the Beach Boys' sound, and since I've been on vacation staying at my son and DIL's house, of course they heard me and asked what was funny. It's too bad I couldn't tell them...
Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on June 25th, 2009 01:49 am (UTC)
LOL! Does that happen quite a bit when reading my stuff? You suddenly giggle and they're like, 'what's so funny' and you're like, how do I explain cannibalistic old men and randy robots?

Thank you. *hugs*
CoraCcoraaajt on June 17th, 2009 04:49 am (UTC)
Jealous Brian is priceless, even though he thinks that's only "guilty" for him.
And jumpy Brian is priceless too.
Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on June 25th, 2009 01:53 am (UTC)
I LOVE Jealous!Brian. And I do believe he was at times, and yes, its canon. LOL!

Jumping-on-the-bed!Brian is one of a kid. :) Thank you!!!
Satanic Cupcakemichira_70 on June 17th, 2009 07:18 am (UTC)
LOL, now I have this song sticking in my head, and it's so not my music!
Oh and it IS funny!
Maria: Bigfoot - I believeslave_o_spike on June 25th, 2009 01:54 am (UTC)
Thank you. I was hoping it was found to be humorous. LOL!

Sorry about the song stuck in your head though. I have one in mine too. *kicks stupid hubby for putting it there*

Thank you!
lucsmom: B/J dr evillucsmom on June 17th, 2009 02:40 pm (UTC)
I've just read all of these and they are fantastic!

This one had less humor, but I loved Brian's inner dialogue. He knows how fortunate he is.

Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on June 25th, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
Thank you!!!!

It is less humorous because of his inner turmoil at what had happened. They never fully explored that part on the show - how he had almost lost what he had had.

Daphneduffy_60 on June 17th, 2009 04:14 pm (UTC)
Well done, my dear, exhaustion and all. Aren't you glad that all of that is over with for this year? I agree, it is exhausting.

I like what you did with my prompt. Thanks for using it. I look forward to your next one.

Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on June 25th, 2009 01:57 am (UTC)
I am so glad all the graduation activities are over but now there's the getting ready for college part. *sighs*

It was a hard one and then I had to think about things that vibrate and dildos were too predictable. LOL!

Thanks Daphne for the prompt. :)
templeton_matempleton_ma on June 17th, 2009 04:17 pm (UTC)
I feel old compared to Justin =D
I have these Beach Boys songs ringing in my head as I read this chapter.
Maria: Angst BJ Not Letting Goslave_o_spike on June 25th, 2009 01:58 am (UTC)
I feel ancient compared to Justin. LOL!

I know - I've always have these songs stored up in my head. I have a new one today thanks to hubby. :) Thank you!!!!