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09 June 2006 @ 12:00 am
QaF Cannibal Crack!Fic Update Chapter 6  
I couldn't sleep tonight so I thought I'd post the next chapter of my little crack!fic.

Title: Ma, Can I keep him?
Chapter: 6/?
Pairing: B/J, implied E/J; also possibly, inter-species pairing (Hey, we're still not sure of Mikey's parentage)
Rating: R
Warnings: None so far. It is afterall a cannibal fic. Nothing squicky, just allusions to things that might make people uncomfortable. The word 'eviscerate' is used quite a bit.

Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip or the boys. I do not know if the rain falls mainly on the plane in Spain.
Summary: This is crack!fic. It is a cannibal crack!fic. It is tongue-in-cheek black humor. This is the warning within the summary. Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type living in some backwater town (not too far from Pittsburgh) with her mentally disturbed son, Mikey (yes, I stuck to canon) and adopted son, Brian. Justin and Ethan are passing through.



Previous Chapters in my memories




Chapter 6


Wherein Breakfast is Served and Justin meets the folksCollapse )



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adelais_liliadelais_lili on August 30th, 2007 01:41 pm (UTC)
"You look edible." Wow, how true is that in Brian's world.

"Pretty..."

Justin spun around just in time to see a sad, puppy dog-eyed man, who was currently engaged in the act of "petting" Justin's hair.
Ha, ha, so pathetic.

"That new vibrating butt pl...," but Mikey didn't get to finish his sentence as Ranger Ben had silenced him by putting his hand over his mouth. The little ship just can't shut up, can he.
WE WANT YOUR SPERM - FILL THE CUP OR ELSE!!! OMG, this is scary, ROTF LOL.

"Brian! I just had that huge breakfast. I swear Debbie is trying to fatten me up."

Brian hoped she was just being her over-indulgent motherly self and not just preparing him for Christmas dinner.
Oh, I hope so too.

It was fun, it was exciting. This chapter was awfully funny. Loved it. Hugs. Later.
Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on August 31st, 2007 07:01 pm (UTC)
Ted is just so...*sigh*...Ted. :)

And Justin? Edible was always one of the words I came up with. :)

No, Debbie doesn't have any Christmas dinner plans for Justin. Well, maybe just dress him up in a skimpy Santa outfit and let Brian has his wicked wicked way with him - but it does not involve Justin being the entree.

Thank you!!!
rosy5000: Brian Smilerosy5000 on September 15th, 2007 05:35 am (UTC)
OH GOD... I think I may have hurt something laughing.

Ted... the invisible, soulless accountant
Everyone leering at Justin, except Mikey.
Emmett wanting to dress Justin. *giggles*

Justin wondering if Deb did drugs or a circus was in town before Mikey was born... or you know... just asking. ROTFLMAO

And Brian gets dessert... again. ;)
Maria: Golem and Spongebobslave_o_spike on September 16th, 2007 10:05 pm (UTC)
Yep - you get to meet the 'clan.'

Aren't they a hoot?!?!

This was a fun chapter to write - I remember.

Thanks!
Coll: Aah!colleen2328 on September 4th, 2008 10:14 pm (UTC)
Those cwazy wesbians!
Be careful what you wish for, indeed. And no chartreuse; it clashes with Sunshine.
Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on September 13th, 2008 06:47 pm (UTC)
Re: Those cwazy wesbians!
I agree. Chartreuse is so wrong for our Sunshine!

Emmett is so bad.

Thank you!