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06 January 2010 @ 04:59 pm
A meme I stole from liriel1810...  
Apparently this is from 2007 but she redid it for this year to see how much her writing has changed.

I didn't do one then and I'm pretty sure my writing hasn't changed that much. Anywho, that being said, here's the meme:

Ten ways to tell a fic was written by me:

1. There is usually a lovable cannibal in there somewhere.

2. Someone is either dying, going to die or already dead. This is usually for a multitude of reasons but can also be traced back to #1.

3. Steve Buscemi is one of the characters. He might go by the name of Joe.

4. Sex is usually in some strange place. Think robotics laboratories, the emergency room and row boats.

5. Sexual aids are eclectic and diverse. From ragweed to children's playground slides and olive oil, anything can be used.

6. If there is a talking cat toy shaped liked a penis, it's one of my stories. Amazingly enough, it was never used as a sexual aid. See #5.

7. Somewhere, someone, whether it be Justin, Brian or Orlando, is wearing overalls. And nothing else. :P

8. Michael, or his progeny, is referred to as simian-like if nor actually a monkey.

9. Ted is well loved and totally awesome in my fics. Because he is.

10. The humor is rather sardonic and the dialogue quick and witty. Okay, at least I hope it is...

Also there should be a number 11 here, so I'm bending the rules a bit but:

11. If you bothered to read the disclaimers, you would know it was me in an instant. :P

Alright, I'm not tagging anybody, but if you like this meme, go ahead and post it to your journal. :)
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Jackiejackieville on January 7th, 2010 01:14 am (UTC)
Your list and stories are brilliant! *loves*

*squishes and loves*
Maria: blinking owlslave_o_spike on January 7th, 2010 01:20 am (UTC)
LOL! When I write it out and list it like that, I have to seriously wonder about my sanity. :P

*squishes you*
snow_white79snow_white79 on January 7th, 2010 01:16 am (UTC)
roflol you rock, you know that, right?
Maria: Jaws - We need a bigger boatslave_o_spike on January 7th, 2010 01:21 am (UTC)
So I've been told...:P
singlewoman: sex faces by url_girlsinglewoman on January 7th, 2010 01:22 am (UTC)
Hugs you. Miss your fics and your wacky sense of humor. Cannibals, Steve Buscemi, and hot man sex, what's not to love?
Maria: Joe/Steve Buscemislave_o_spike on January 7th, 2010 01:25 am (UTC)
*hugs you back tightly*

Cannibals, Steve Buscemi, and hot man sex, what's not to love?

Now, Steve Buscemi as a cannibal having hot man sex...now that's something!
rosy5000: Brian Kiss Merosy5000 on January 7th, 2010 03:09 am (UTC)
lol Your list is as amusing as your fics. :D I miss your fics.
Maria: Baby!Orli (Underage)slave_o_spike on January 8th, 2010 12:59 am (UTC)
I'm sorry. I will write again. Never fear. I just need to write a little each day to get me back into it. :)

My Flame Burns Brightsuch_a_steph on January 7th, 2010 12:22 pm (UTC)
LOL... and those are all the things I love about Maria Fic :)
My Flame Burns Brightsuch_a_steph on January 7th, 2010 12:22 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah... I changed my name :) *points to icon*
Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on January 8th, 2010 01:01 am (UTC)
I know! LOL! I saw that you had defriended me on my joule and I was like, "What?!?!" but then I saw who friended me and I realized, 'Ohhhh..." and yes, I actually said it just like that. :)
My Flame Burns Bright: Friends - TEMsuch_a_steph on January 9th, 2010 01:18 pm (UTC)
LOL... I can imagine! I'm about as busy as you are these days and not updating too much, but I'd NEVER defriend you; I'd miss those overalls and the funny little tales from your corner of the world.
Maria: Bigfoot - I believeslave_o_spike on January 8th, 2010 12:59 am (UTC)
These are a few of your favorite things...La La La! LOL!
Dorian: brian taking pictdorian on January 7th, 2010 02:36 pm (UTC)
oh yeah...it can only be a story by you then ! lol Happy new year Maria and glad to hear from you.Now, if we could hear about your boys that would be ...peachy , eh eh...Aida
Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on January 8th, 2010 01:02 am (UTC)
Happy New Year Aida!!!! *hugs and smooches* *gropes you unashamedly*

Yes, writings about my boys coming up. Don't worry. :)

And there's my boys right now, in the shower. :)
gaeln: icon B&Jgaeln on January 8th, 2010 08:44 pm (UTC)
#9 about Ted. Me too. I try and make him a great big freakin' success but there the similarities kind of end, No overalls, no sexual devices, no simian-like, or otherwise references, about Michael or his progeny in my stories. At least not yet.
Maria: Baby!Orli (Underage)slave_o_spike on January 8th, 2010 10:16 pm (UTC)
Ted is love. :)

And I seriously doubt anyone out there will have more than one thing in common with me on this list.

Because that would mean there was another person out there that had the same wires crossed as me and I don't think we could exist on the same plane without our head self-imploding.