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06 January 2010 @ 04:59 pm
A meme I stole from liriel1810...  
Apparently this is from 2007 but she redid it for this year to see how much her writing has changed.

I didn't do one then and I'm pretty sure my writing hasn't changed that much. Anywho, that being said, here's the meme:

Ten ways to tell a fic was written by me:

1. There is usually a lovable cannibal in there somewhere.

2. Someone is either dying, going to die or already dead. This is usually for a multitude of reasons but can also be traced back to #1.

3. Steve Buscemi is one of the characters. He might go by the name of Joe.

4. Sex is usually in some strange place. Think robotics laboratories, the emergency room and row boats.

5. Sexual aids are eclectic and diverse. From ragweed to children's playground slides and olive oil, anything can be used.

6. If there is a talking cat toy shaped liked a penis, it's one of my stories. Amazingly enough, it was never used as a sexual aid. See #5.

7. Somewhere, someone, whether it be Justin, Brian or Orlando, is wearing overalls. And nothing else. :P

8. Michael, or his progeny, is referred to as simian-like if nor actually a monkey.

9. Ted is well loved and totally awesome in my fics. Because he is.

10. The humor is rather sardonic and the dialogue quick and witty. Okay, at least I hope it is...


Also there should be a number 11 here, so I'm bending the rules a bit but:

11. If you bothered to read the disclaimers, you would know it was me in an instant. :P

Alright, I'm not tagging anybody, but if you like this meme, go ahead and post it to your journal. :)
 
 
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gaeln: icon B&Jgaeln on January 8th, 2010 08:44 pm (UTC)
#9 about Ted. Me too. I try and make him a great big freakin' success but there the similarities kind of end, No overalls, no sexual devices, no simian-like, or otherwise references, about Michael or his progeny in my stories. At least not yet.
Maria: Baby!Orli (Underage)slave_o_spike on January 8th, 2010 10:16 pm (UTC)
Ted is love. :)

And I seriously doubt anyone out there will have more than one thing in common with me on this list.

Because that would mean there was another person out there that had the same wires crossed as me and I don't think we could exist on the same plane without our head self-imploding.