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09 January 2010 @ 05:34 pm
"The Hitcher" Chapter 5  
So remember that little experiment of mine I started a while back? My bad fic experiment? Well, since I decided to start blogging and writing again, I decided to pick this up again too.

The idea was to write a chapter for half an hour and see what I came up with. So, in keeping with my New Year's resolution to write something everyday, if I don't have anything to blog about, and I don't have some fic or chapter written, I'll just write a chapter of this fic. So here's the next installment.

Title: The Hitcher
Chapter: Chapter 5
Pairing: Brian/Justin; some mild, not really there Justin/Ethan - in fact, they don't have sex...at all.
Genre: Badfic/Horror/Suspense
Rating: S for stupid
Summary: You've seen the movie. Come on. You haven't? Okay. Justin picks up more than he can handle (and I don't mean a raging case of herpes) when he picks up a hitchhiker. Chaos ensues.

Disclaimer: I don't own the boys or Cowlip. If the events that happened to Ethan in the past sound familiar to you, I assure you that it is only purely coincidental.

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Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4

Since it's been such a long time, here is where we left off (the last bit of chapter 4):

"There's no wifey at home," Brian said as he twirled the ring around his finger, "I just wear it so people think I'm trustworthy."

It was at that exact moment in space and time that warning bells went off in Justin's head and that he realized he just might have made a mistake in picking this guy up.

Still, he had to ask the question, as he turned slightly to take in Ethan's pale face and the man in the back seat.

"And are you, Brian, trustworthy?"

"No," Brian said as he pulled a knife out of nowhere and held it to Justin's throat.

Chapter 5

There was this one time Ethan remembered waking up in a strange bed on top of the roof of a strange house, having very little knowledge of how he got there.

It took about 15 minutes and 3 cups of weak coffee to realize that he had gone to a kegger party at some frat house the night before at one of his friend's insistence and somehow he had drank too much of the piss water, then graduated to a bottle of Bacardi rum only to end up dancing on top of the coffee table while singing 'Two Tickets to Paradise' (a classic Eddie Money in Ethan's mind) at the top of his lungs.

He then threw up on the girl nearest to him and proceeded to pass out.

How he got into a bed that had been placed on top of the Simga Nu house would remain a mystery to him to this day.

However, it had taken him only 5 minutes after waking up, lying in a ditch next to the Chevelle how he had gotten himself into that position.

"Ethan! Ethan where are you?" a raspy voice could be heard calling.

"Here," Ethan groaned .

At least they had both survived the crash.

And looking at the car before him, it appeared the car had also. It looked like a car that had just rolled down a cliff, but for the most part, it was still in tact.

Thank God, the good ole U.S. of A. and Chevy for the ingenuity and durability of the American car manufacturer.

"Fuck!" Justin spat as he looked at his car. Before turning to Ethan, Justin bent over and coughed up once again, his side painful as he walked toward where he had heard the voice.

Moaning once more, Ethan elevated himself into a sitting position all the while keeping his eyes on Justin, who seemed about to queen out.

"What in the hell...I mean what the fuck!?!" Justin screamed.

And it appeared it would be the mother of all queen outs.

"I mean fuck! Fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck!!!" Justin yelled.

"So, all that prep school education," Ethan said trying to lighten the dire situation, "and all you can say..."

"Don't Ethan," Justin warned in a very low, very scary voice.

Ethan would have preferred the full blown queen out right about now.

"I mean what the fuck were you thinking? Fuck!" Justin groused, his voice losing the intensity from before, becoming more weary.

"I was improvising Justin," Ethan rationalized. "I mean, he had a knife and we had dick squat."

"The cigarette lighter?"

"I saw it in a movie once..."

"That was some good improvising...but," Justin huffed, "if you had burned the hand holding the fucking knife!"

"Okay, you're right, his knife holding hand would have been a better choice," Ethan agreed as he held both his hands up in surrender.

"Yeah, just burning the other hand made him more nervous, which caused him to nick me and," just as Justin had said that, he reached up and felt around the tender part of his neck, Ethan standing up to inspect the area as well. "Is it deep?" Justin asked in a small voice.

"Naw, just a scratch. I think you freaked out more from the knife sliding...well...as you can see," Ethan said as he waved at the car before him.

"Shit! I can't believe I rolled the car down a fucking cliff!"

"Yeah, well...believe it," Ethan mumbled as he surveyed the cliff and then the car.

Justin glared at Ethan. If his lover's eyes had been laser beams, Ethan would have been a burning pile of ash at that moment.

"Look, I know it was stupid, but fuck Justin! He had a knife at your throat and he would have...would have...uh Justin?" Ethan stopped as he took a look around.


Something was wrong.

Something was missing.

"Where's Brian?"


You know what I think of feedback. :)
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Jackie: *squishes and loves*jackieville on January 10th, 2010 02:10 am (UTC)
Very scary!!! Where is Brian?????????

*squishes and loves*
Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2010 10:21 pm (UTC)
It's sorta like a 'Where's Waldo.'


Wrong story. :) Thanks hon!
rosy5000: BJ ChaCha Kissrosy5000 on January 10th, 2010 05:40 am (UTC)
Gee... that's using your brain Ethan. :P

Ethan would have been a burning pile of ash at that moment

Umm.... is that supposed to be a bad thing? lol

Now... where's Brian?
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2010 10:22 pm (UTC)
Oh you!!! *wags finger at you*

Ethan's only looking out for Sunshine. :P

Thanks Rosy!
darla_isabelledarla_isabelle on January 10th, 2010 10:00 am (UTC)

You are evil! I'm happy you're continuing this story.

Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2010 10:22 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you're happy I'm evil. LOL!

Thanks darla!
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Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2010 10:31 pm (UTC)
It really is just a dumb experiment and I seriously am still wondering which way to go - comical or tragic. The poll I did a while back wanted tragic so I don't know.

Thank you!
Lisa: H/Brian B&W Torso grinbrianswalk on January 10th, 2010 11:53 am (UTC)
You were supposed to dent Ethan, not the car! Lol, I'm so happy to see this back, Maria!
Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2010 10:32 pm (UTC)
*twirls you around*

Good to be back. :)

Yeah, I know. But we need to keep Ethan around for later fodderplot line. :) Thank you!!!
Kaien HJnicotine_gum on January 10th, 2010 01:25 pm (UTC)
OMGOMGOMG !psychoBrian is sooooooo awesome *cackles* Update soon!
Maria: cannibal Brian - Meat Procurerslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2010 10:33 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah - I always love me some psycho!Brian. He was made for it. LOL! Thank you!

P.S. Have you read my cannibal fic? *points to icon*
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Bluemchenkaffee: 313 j profilebluemchenkaffee on January 10th, 2010 01:39 pm (UTC)
The Hitcher is back! Great.
"Where's Brian?"
Yes, where is he? I hope you'll update soon.

Maria: cannibal Justin - The New Face of Vealslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2010 10:44 pm (UTC)
Where is that little troublemaker? Hmmm...

Of course, Brian would have my throat slit if I called him 'little.' LOL! Thanks Susanne! :)
Yvonne Reidyvonnereid on January 10th, 2010 05:23 pm (UTC)
Im excited for me!!!!
Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2010 10:45 pm (UTC)
Well I'm excited for you too! LOL! Thanks for all the fb! :)
Dorian: brian/justintdorian on January 10th, 2010 05:50 pm (UTC)
oh my God the hitcher !!!!!!!! yeah, he is back !!! *evil demented laugh* Ethan should be scared...he is so dead the poor pig !! *rolling crazy eyes* Aida *your evil french demented fan*.
Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2010 10:46 pm (UTC)
Ah hey evil demented french fan! Any overalls on the runway yet? LOL!

Yeah, Ethan is kinda fucked, poor deluded fiddler. *shakes head in sympathy*

Thanks Aida!
mdlawmdlaw on January 10th, 2010 06:42 pm (UTC)
Glad to see you're writing again. I can't wait for Ethan to get pulled apart by giant trucks, uhm, you know, or something. m :)
Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2010 11:45 pm (UTC)
So I see you've watched the movie? LOL!

Yeah, I'm still wondering which direction I should go with this - comical (ala cannibalfic) or tragic (like the actual movie).

It's good to be writing again. :) Thanks!
kika-k: BJ This is the first....kika_k on January 10th, 2010 06:51 pm (UTC)
OH my! A new chapter!!! *bouncy*
Now! Where's Brian??????
You can't finish a chapter like this!!!! :-P
Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2010 11:45 pm (UTC)
I only write for half an hour (and that includes my editing) and besides, I thought that was a good place to end. LOL!

*bounces with you*

(Anonymous) on January 10th, 2010 07:10 pm (UTC)
So I just discovered this story, and I LOVE it! Please update soon!

Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on January 10th, 2010 11:46 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Not sure when I'll be updating, but when I have a half an hour here or there, I will. :)
webberfan1webberfan1 on January 10th, 2010 07:30 pm (UTC)
Yay! I just had to say that I am soooo happy you're writing again. Yours was the first stuff that I found when I got in the fandom, and I love it!

Can't wait for more!
Maria: Brian and Tedslave_o_spike on January 11th, 2010 12:53 am (UTC)
Mine was the first stuff you found? Yay! I didn't fuck it up for a first time fan. LOL!

More is coming - lots of different type of fics too. Thank you!
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lexa4227lexa4227 on January 10th, 2010 09:41 pm (UTC)
Where is Brian? LOL.

Great chapter, looking forward for more.

Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on January 11th, 2010 12:54 am (UTC)
Yeah, where in the heck is he? Shouldn't he have rolled down there with them?

Thanks Lynn - more to come. :)
sevigny7sevigny7 on January 11th, 2010 12:02 am (UTC)
Maria, how fabulous is it to have you back in B/J world? Priceless! But what is this poll of which you speak? I can't believe people who actually read your fic responded that they wanted the dramatic, rather than the comic, since you do the funny better than anyone. It had to be aliens co-opting your poll. But this chapter shows that you can't repress the snark no matter what. I love your clueless, bumbling Ethan. Sausage potential on two legs.
Maria: cannibal Brian - Meat Procurerslave_o_spike on January 11th, 2010 12:56 am (UTC)
Yeah Baby! I'm baaaccck! :)

So the poll was taken here and it seems people want me to take it more serious and off Ethan while I'm at it.

But I may still toot my own horn here and go the way I know I should. I have so many other dark fics planned, this won't be one of them. And besides, you know how I hate simply rewriting the same movie script over.

LOL! Sausage potential on legs. That poor boy. That poor, poor tasty boy...

Thanks! :)